Wasted Experience...
Apple's ruffling my feathers lately.
After a frustrating moment in word yesterday trying to make some basic index cards for a focus group study I figured "the heck with it" let's do this in iWork. But course my 30 day trial had experied. But I figured I should be able to buy from the apple store online and get a serial number. The 30 day expire notice tells me, explicitly that if I bought it at the store online they'd email me a serial number. I figure ok, I can do this.
No you cannot. I ordered the software. And no serial number. After 20mins of searching their website for a contact email, which i couldnt find, I said FINE i'll be a big AHOLE and call them. To me calling someone on their website is a phase i just didnt want to get into, so i feel ticked off in doing just that cause i'm gonna have to deal with the phone menu. Press 3 for Sales, Press 5 for Info on our yadda da, and Press 9 for what you've forgotten already, or Press 2 for something that sounds like what you want but of course its not... BAH Now the CSR tells me, technically they send me the serial number when an item is shipped. Well it didn't mention that bit detail on the 30 day notice thing. Way to go to set expectations there buddy. So now I have to wait for shipped item notice.. the serial number comes with that email.
I figure that email will come 6-8hrs later. Any hopes that iwork would infuse me with fixing my index card issue quickly fade. The CSR guy even tells me, sir technically you could of bought the product online, download wise.. WELL jimmy boy, I never saw that in the apple store, its some elusive page that ya ok, its ok the 30 day notice thing, but its not the first thing you see. If you read top to bottom, you see the "buy it on the online store" thing first before the download purchase. I was scatter brained at the time so I did what came first cause it still promised a serial number.. BUT of course thats not the real case.
So now 6hrs goes by.. meanwhile I've delegated my index card task to a designer, go do this, make it look good, but I'm still curious about that famed serial number that should come with "now shipping email"... and well? NOPE its not in there. Classic FU on the experience meter. I'd said I'd give you cake with purchase, oh you bought it, sorry no cake till it ships, oh it shipped, sorry no cake, technically we cant give you cake until 8 days after you phyiscally have it. SO FU on the cake.
Next time just say it Apple, say it up front, in advance, no CAKE until you actually hold it in your hand.
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