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July 27, 2006

blogwatch...

Tasty bits from the blogs i visit like...

...the Emergence conference coming soon to a steel town near you...

...this is a very cool idea - ideopoly ....

...heatmaps on website design - interesting...

...zillow lands $25 million in extra fundage, not bad for a 2.0 concept...

..bezos invests in 37signals, the game is afoot, what's coming next?

...it may hurt the brain to ponder...

...from the end of cyberspace comes NO MORE FEATURE FOR ME, the movie...

...dabble appears to be the end all be all...

...oneday.. we'll all be free...

...thou cannot get enough of our man Howard...

...korea's cyworld launches in the US, move over myspace?

...so now its crowd-sourcing, basically listening to customers just keeps on changing...

...i didnt know dan pink was from columbus...

...superior experiences rule the roost...

...impluse no more, the consequences of that speedy checkout design...

...insta wall...

...odds are you have CPA and just dont know it.. or do you...

...creativity is you god...

...people are calling it an idea born of the new term crowd-sourcing, but its really just leveraging what the web can do for you if you just ask, is the chevy taho you make it, create the suv commerical you want to see, and basically users went nuts with ideas, that give the taho team an insight into its potential customers...

...and now something completely different...

...real time drag ramble...

...always on conference...

...word...

...and now in.. Valley of the Betas we have.. my space widgets... hmmm...

...now launched, print it foo...

...submit ideas here...

...tape it off the net...

...yet another video insert here tool for the web...

...get funded...

...another look at clustering...

...a good read...

Well that's all I have for you today, that should keep you busy.

the minute...

I heard my brother Paul would be moving to Phoneix I thought YES, DEMO! DEMO? DEMO is an emerging technology conference that is held, i dunno, twice, maybe three times a year, heck i think its seasonally know. Anyways, when I first heard about DEMO it was in Phoneix, so I thought yes, now i can visit and get to see DEMO, but now it seems DEMO moves all over.. the west coast.

I like format of DEMO, a bunch of cutting edge companies with various concepts get 10-15mins to pitch their idea to the attendies. In fact that kinda concept, well hell, it could be the distant great grandfather of the MASHUP or unconference they call it. A conference that takes away the formal aspects of it, and lets it roll out in real time, let the ideas come together.

yanked

Yesterday I had a big ole tooth yanked outa my skull. With all the numbness I had in my face my brain kept telling me "this is feeling nice!" The dentist hovered over me, no chairs for them. The first room they sat me in had 40 some plaques on the wall. Impressive i guess, is what i'm supposed to think.

It'll be 360-450 bucks he says, for people uninsured. But I have insurance I say, he tells me fine fine. Then they move me to another room, sparse, a few dangling cables off the wall, a tray and tooth yanking tools and the numbmaster 5000 in the corner. Only one chair though, for me, hence the hovering for them.

I asked him how come he's gotta pull it and not my dentist... he specializes in pulling teeth? I heard his reasons and rattled off back to him "so basically my dentist a scout, and yer the demo guy that gets called in to blow up the bridge...?" He nods and says "ya something like that...."

The guy works me over like an old honda, knowing every inch of my mouth, jaw line, and just where to put the numbness. Now time goes by slowly, the wall facing me has a serene mural of a woodlands landscape with a babbling brook and waterfall to boot. Peaceful, yet hilarious as soon a tooth will be yanked from my skull.

Ok yanking time, do ya feel this? I didnt feel it, well not totally at least. Then the pliers arrive and he starts to talk to me like I'm standing in front of my house... "its like pulling a tree" he says calmly tugging the the tooth back and forth. TREE? Like pulling a tree where all the other trees in the yard wanna go with it.

At first my tooth did not want to budge, and it was telling all the other teeth, if I go, you all go with me!!! And then the snap. "You might here this break..." Before the procedure we talked about all the bad things that could happen, breaking, crumbling, cutting, ripping, etc.. nice.

SNAPPPP!! It sounded like a bundle of bamboo being snapped via force over something, i dunno, it sounded nasty. It wasn't a SNAP, it was a ssssssnaaaaaapapppppcraaaacccckleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pop!

"there ya go, take this" he gives me some gauze and my to do list... "we're done?" i say looking up at him still thinking im sure something else bad is about to happen... "yep.. bye" and he was gone.

My todos are vicadin if i need it, salt water often, and drink my liquids. No spitting, no straw sucking. Spit is good for me! I always knew that.

July 26, 2006

bad wag valleywag

The other day I decided to put valley wag in the coveted bookmark bar area of safari. This is a choice spot for my attention really. Its a decent blog, not bad, some interesting points. But then today, i came across a piece on youtube, seems once ya get a bit big the target gets larger and large on ya.

I read a post on there about youtube and all and sure enough in classic FU dynamics to you customers out there, the fans of blogs in general, I wanted to comment on something they wrote, so sure I get a nice little icon that says comment on this, but behold, nay you cant! My thoughts must be approved. Personally if you got a blog like this you should welcome any and all comments cause yer getting from page views from other major sites, be open damn it.

So rather than going thru the approval stages to be deemed acceptable, they me comment here on my blog since I cant on valley, geeze wag!?

The charges against youtube via the wag:

It's a money-sucker. YouTube's bandwidth cost was estimated at a million bucks a month..... yadda dadda.Basically its a big 2.0 mystery machine, and? whats new there? Theres bunches of sites out there in the 2.0 realm that are doing the same. Sure sales could be better. I'm sure they are aware of the obvious.

The money's not rolling in. See above...

No one will buy it. YouTube's million a month comes from venture capital. And venture capitalists demand a sale (because a company without a revenue plan sure isn't going public). Dot-com pundit John Battelle nails it: No one needs YouTube. The networks, scared of the aforementioned piracy, won't bite, though they may make cheap distribution deals while the site lasts. Yet theres a considerable population on the service using it everyday. So the biz model isnt ironed out yet. Its not that no one needs it, its clearly needed, they just havent figured out the biz piece, hello webvan, i dunno i mean this kind of effect isnt new. But to say no one needs it, no, theres a crap load of kids that need it everyday.

The press points to the piracy. YouTube doesn't really run on pirated work -- most of this month's most popular vids are original, and most borrowed clips are simple fair-use cases. But to look at media coverage, you wouldn't know that. Every high-profile NBC takedown notice wipes out the press from five hundred original videos. So basically unless yer service is media proof get outa biz. Press points to whatever sells page views and good news doesnt sell, only bad news sells.

It's boring. Speaking of those original videos, it's clear what'll happen when the media buys out all the good vloggers (and some lame ones) as the New York Times reports. The cream of the crop will be rescued from YouTube and installed on TV, in other network-run web sites, or in theaters near you. Eventually Internet video will turn into a churning factory of mediocre talent, and YouTube will be left with the dregs. Assuming it survives and or is needed in the first place by yer thoughts. If original content gets 5000 views and 200 votes, who cares, its content. Cant we look back at the worlds of atomic films, and ifilm for what kind of fate youtube could share? The point is everyone now has a chance, and it could be lame, could be good, but its equal.

The bloggers are revolting. When Boing Boing attacks, and other major blogs join it, who cares whether their criticisms of YouTube are true? The damage is done, and YouTube doesn't have the response team to handle it. Boing Boing writer Xeni Jardin says it took a full day for YouTube to respond to the accusation that it planned to sell its users' videos.
Cause lawyers get into the mix, and besides why should they turn on a dime for the press when they mainly point out the dooom and gloom of the biz? I dont like the end user agreement thing either really, but i see yer points as nit picking really, not much substance. The revolt on the web lasted about 2 days, or was 36hrs they say now for everyone to hear the news, and then it was settled, and i dont see it on dig no more, yet youtube thrives on.

You can't get porn. Whatever the gains -- legitimacy, lawsuit avoidance -- from YouTube's no-porn policy, the loss is all the traffic such an offering could bring. It's not like online porn movies are an unproven market. Damn man yer just one massive negative nancy, its holes holes holes for youtube, whos paying yer checkstubb there waggy? I suppose if they had porn yer points would "PORN..." or "press points to porn..." or "no one needs more porn..."

It's ugly. Have you watched a YouTube video lately? The resolution is 2002-quality. Grimey. Gross. Someone else could do better.
Its competitors pay you money. And someone else is doing better, as the Internet video scene becomes a series of YouTubes. Revver slaps an ad at the end of each video. The person submitting that video gets half the revenue. Blip.tv is starting its own 50/50 split. Both beat the hell out of YouTube's 0% split.
Has anyone looked at the compeition, doesnt revver have a nasty uploader, and 50meg upload limits? And have you seen the site design behind eefoo or whatever? Its only a matter of time before youtube has either died or got it goin, one thing it has is traffic and fandom, course that seems to be jack to most people out there. Soon wag you'll be writing the same post about revver or blink, provided they ever generate enough traffic or get enough users in the first place.

Sure I use youtube, i mean why not. I just see posts like wags a major rant fest that seems to be motivated by some unknown force, like cash! I dunno, i mean its a pointless post to state the obvious like that. We saw the same thing in the 1.0 days and now here they come again the pointless bashing of the 2.0 days. Hey if it fails it fails.. why not just state that, but instead its sexier to top yer top whatever on why it will die, be the first to state the obvious.. hahah!

July 17, 2006

ideas that have come to pass...

FREE BAR

I've seen two ideas i probably sat on for a few years come to pass recently. What to do about that? Not much? At the time I had the idea, I lacked the resources to really push them out. But then again i suppose i didnt pursue them enough, ahh well, so lets see. First is the happy hour finder. Simple idea, seems fun and could have serious buzz material. First ones to do it and hit my awareness on the web was the "free bar" guys in NYC. This was a web site that would tell you where free drinks were to be had in NYC. Odd to me at first cause I remember paying 3 bucks for a water in NYC last time i was there, still, the idea was simple and it got people to come together online and list out where to go in NYC to get free beer.

UNTHIRSTY

Next up just recently I came across Unthristy.com which is bad name for a website really I think. Here ya got a couple of checkboxes, note the selection by free wifi, thats handy, and of course a google maps api goodness plugin. But to me, it falls short. Its that old thing of connecting a massively boring database of bars with google, so what, a big vast database of uninterestingness. In columbus only one bar fer you, the Hey Hey, which isnt so bad. heh. Ok so what's really missing? Energy to put data in, I dont have the energy to put data in. In fact my app would do the energy part for me and just inform when happy hour near me was occuring. So much of the web is so proactive, come to me damnit I say. The app should inform me when based on my preferences, where, when, and how much of a good time ill have.

mCoupons

Another idea that slipped away that is now coming together online is the mobile coupon. That was hot stuff in my head a few years ago and now its happening.. maybe i should shoot myself in the foot now really. Anyways, mobile coupon services are going through all the various stages of development currently and are now starting to end up on our phones and in our stores. Theres still issues though, like i dunno if people will really use them unless theres real sufficent reasoning to do so. Maybe.. dunno. I think the synergy point will be people, their devices and their

no PVP for a week...

A few bright sides remain. Today is the first day of no masssively addicting gaming week. Thats right no games. However its also the start of immersion into yer creative space week. This week i swap WoW for final cut express, motion, dvd studio, soundtrack, and livetype. I also catch up on some blog creation, podcasting and hopefully some fun crazy art generation. And maybe some good book reading.

daStimulus

Last friday in the heat of vodak pouring at work, Wyatt, Ev, myself and Marty dreamed up yet another application. In about 15 minutes during a wooo thank god its friday happy hour fest at work I drew out the interface and thought out all six applications that would work together to pull off our latest feat..

What is it? It's a stimulus recorder.

So in participatory research you often ask the user to talk about things in a rather interactive way. In our way, we hand users all kinds of different stimulus to get those creative juices flowing.. everything image stickers, to words, to materials they can hold, to smells, to feels, to sounds and so forth. Its pretty interesting stuff really, and it yields alot of data. But its how we record and capture that data that kicks us in the ass at times.

The stimulus recorder is basically another idea based around the tagging of audio as its recorded. Its kind of like a conversation snippet sorter. It'll record audio and chunk it in a database based on time code and what that audio is about, date, time, participant, tint of conversation, stimulus in question and so forth. Its really a pretty damn good idea and its not mind blogging really.

So the project goes like this, yer in the field talking about stuff, and you often have these conversations based around stuff. In the past we've had to number the stuff items and then voice it out while talking so that the transcriptions come back with that audio notification that that particular conversation is about that stuff... for example:

"Tell me more about 43, the lamp shade, why do you like it...??" and then the participant tells you about the lamp shade, in the past you could search the transcription for just lamp shade, but over time we wanted more accuracy in what were talking about so the voicing of numbers became the way.

The problem voicing out numbers of what stimulus yer talking about is that it feels unnatural in a process so well, trying to be very natural.

So then this idea came to pass. We make app that records the audio but also with an operator we observe and just cue in what stimulus people are talking about where in the conversation. Seems really simply doesn't it? Researchers don't know jack about software, they know lots about research though. So this recorder app, listens and its alot like previous apps bob and I have created, it records and with the press of a key remembers based on time what happened where.

So this dynamic data starts to get forming as you go. What I want the software to do at the end is export, or chunk out, the audio bits surrounding what stimulus was talked about and where.

So it'd know when we talked about stimulus 43, and i'd tell it I want 5mins before and after 43 provided another number wasn't also discussed as well. It'd then auto clip the audio, and save bits of data about that audio for the transcribers and my data folks. Like what activity we were in, what the tint of the conversation was (is not, is, or ideal), +/- minutes before and after the tag, and more.

I figure the app to be on a tablet, or lap like device. I want to stay away from laptops a bit cause i want it to be more touch screen interactive kinda thing, less clunky in the field and more flow.

It'd output the audio in chucks and then the transcribers would do their thing and then we'd get txt back into the database and analysis based on all of that but we've already done the chunkin so that job is done, should, it should.. heh make for better analysis. It'd also be good for better image montages, in fact it could record them automaticly for me. Thats a bonus really.

Ok so we have the...
... loader/config app
... recorder (main app)
... exporter
... browser
... analyzer?
... export to XML doohicky
... pathfinder autographer 9000
... superbrain

LOL, thats alot of apps for so little vodak.. hmm. Anyways i think this thing is gonna get a go, and will happen in stages. Thats my job at the moment is to propose the stages and what it may cost to do.

In essence we're talkin about and audio recorder with tagging and data abilities, not that huge of a deal. In fact is really like danotes 3.0 (another app we already have heh.

Ok thats enough of this, need to start a wiki on it or something...

July 12, 2006

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July 11, 2006

so ya PVP

I met GatorDave for a rita yesterday and he gave me his clueless face regarding my post about PVP tactics. I guess I should of explained what PVP was before just blurting it out on the blog. PVP stands for player vs player and its a type of game combat where its you vs another live real person player rather than you vs the typical computer enemy. PVP fun because its another person behind the wheel there making decisions and not yer pc or some server computer trying to figure you out.

There you have it Dave, PVP.. ok?

What else... lets check the blog scene..

Still no new rocketboom, suppposedly a new gal has been hired we will see where that takes us, and I'm sure Amanda has gotten offers out the yingyang by now.

July 07, 2006

passing thoughts...

DVR's and the future of advertising

In the news.. today I read that ABC wants to kill DVR's that skip ad's. Ok I can see that, the tivo generation has inspired an age where I, the consumer can be free of ads. I'll skip thru them, and with future tech just step right over them all together. So how do networks sell advertising to pay for their tv efforts? Well to think that these networks need more cash is laughable but lets consider the overhead and then ok so how could advertising work?

Follow MTV. I mean look at that show the Hills. 20min episodes wrapped around the latest in pop rock releases, in fact i think the show is really just a medium to sell kids on new music. Sure theres a story in there, boy meets girl, breaks up, gets back together, work drama, fashion goodness, rules and responsibility messages, but in the middle of all that is like a one hint wonder musical ad firm pushing out track after track of music that basically tells the viewer that this song is cool, go find it!!

Heck the whole show could be an ad, from the lead characters buying habits, cars they drive, food they eat.. why not, maybe thats the future of advertising. I mean reality tv just seems perfect for the idea. The Hills and Laguna Beach are those strange border line i'm reality tv no i'm scripted tv, this is real, yet acted, yet staged, but real shows. Frankly as a viewed im confused, you tell me its live, but its clearly stagged, that cameraman thing makes me wonder.

One thing that the networks will do first as a stop gap measure that will just piss me off to all end is that whole time schedule shifting, so instead of my shows starting 8pm, they'll start at 7:53pm and now my TIVO misses out on the first 7 mins of the show, which in turn causes me to exclaim to the planet that i hate that network for doing that. TIVO should enable the user to apply its own countermeasures to just such a measure-, smart recording buffering "grab 10mins before and after the scheduled time"... ha! take that ABC!!

Drama in the blogosphere

Amanda Congdon of Rocketboom fame has officially been unboomed and is no longer part of the show. This was a massive booom on the net and the drama has unfolded with postings of emails for all to see. Its sad to see this display of drama unfolding on the net really, cause it really doesnt help either side on the whole maturity level. I mean its now a heated he said she said thing and spinning the event is just gonna keep going.. and in the end, the process that gets hurt the most is credibility for implementation and stability of videoblogging as a whole. I mean its good idea, and it will take off, you cant stop it, but Rocketboom and its dirty laundry airing out on the net is a classic mistake that you'd think we'd be smart enough to avoid... if we had business sense, and in this new realm of entertainment, we lack that sense.

I'm torn who to side with really. I like the show, but i can see that there's more to it than just amanda, and i figure people can see that too, but at the same time, talent for onscreen goodness is difficult to find, and more difficult to endure. My few youtube videos get me everything from YOU SUCK FAT ASS to LOVE YOUR WORK, everyday someone out there has the ability to storke my ego and step on it all in the same microsecond, do i really want that feeling over and over and over? Its gotta be tough for Amanda really, and that is a feeling not felt by the producer of the show, he's thinking about future episodes, cash flow if any really, and gear, quality of work etc.

Did the boom make any money? They just landed on TIVO and now they are.. well screwed really. I would think they made some money but odds are they didnt make alot. They had more fame on the net than pure cash im sure. All the vloggers are going to be like that starting out.

Next step for Amanda should be cashing in on the experience of doing the boom and embracing the bust - write a book. Get started now and by say... september you could get it out via O'Riley of course. A book like that, sell it online as a PDF, like that 37 signals firm, it'll be an instant seller.

So who rules the video blogging roost now? I say Ze Frank, he's whacked and hilarious, not to mention his force field is waaay stronger than Amanda's.

Like anything in the blogosphere, it was a front blog news for about 2 days and now we're back to bombings in iraq.

July 05, 2006

....and now thoughts on pvp

Forkus has alot of fun in PVP in World of Warcraft, however, after countless hours of pvping, he's complied a handy list of PVP thoughts.

1. While pvping in a large raid or group, target your less than 60 folk when you don't see the enemy.

Let's face it, a 41ish lvl shaman or hunter is irrestible to a 60th level toon. You can't resist killing them, you factor in that your spells will hit for more, hurt more, damage more, fire burns better, etc etc... Often while waiting for the enemy to regroup I'll target my lower level buddies knowing full well that if I was the bad guy and I just respawned, I'd go for that 41st level shaman in a heart beat. I've seen it happen countless times, last night in fact even. So keep an eye on yer lowbies, they are yer raid buddies and.. they are bait.

2. When presented with aggressive numbers, kill their young first.

Often while at the crossroads or tarren mill, the horde is out numbered and as a result, you die alot more often than you'd like. Sometimes a less than 60th level alliance guy likes to get in on the fun as well, after all, we are taking a smack down and such. Nothing says FU in game then avoiding the 60's and devilishly going after the lower level guys. I mean they are in the pack the 60's to gloat and revel in your demise, so return the favor, kill them first. Sometimes I'll sick just the pet on them, i think its hilarious to see this imp run out into the desert just to kill the low level guy hangin with the badass folk.

3. Resist the bait, if yer under 40 don't get flagged unless you want to die.

Beware the low level bait. Typically a low level toon flagged and standing around is not usually alone. In fact, its just bait, and sooo often ive seen soo many of our horde brothern fall for this trick. The crossroads is filled with aspiring young players and a sneaky alliance rogue loves a cheap kill. They'll act hurt, throw in a decoy lowbie to die, just to get as many people as possible to turn on their pvp flag and then schools out folks, that rogue is goin to town on yee!

4. Speak softly and carry and discoumbatulator ray.

Engineering is one of the best trades to have if you like to pvp. Personally what's even better is the items you can make that don't require engineering to use, like the discombatulator ray. This simple 5 charge ray guy turns an enemy into a leper gnome for 10 seconds. During that time, the enemy has its attack power and spell power reduced and its speed slowed a bit. Seems fairly harmless and its more annoying or silly at best..however.. it doesn't take engineering to use and...it dismounts people. Thats the best part of the ray. Nothing more hilarious than chasing down a high level enemy who thinks "you cant stop me, i'm mounted!" and then it hits them, leper gnome, slowed, feared, dotted, caught on fire, bolted, conflagged... dead! The ray is a must in Alterac Valley where the enemy loves to mount and run past you, well.. we'll solve that- ZAP!

5. If you want to pvp, pick a body type you can handle.

I love pvping with Forkus, he's undead, small, and nimble. Badcow is massive, slow, and did i mention slow? When I turn Badcow into a skeleton he's not bad to pvp with, but its his big lumbering tauren form that drives me bonkers. I bet gnomes would be a blast in pvp, so small!

6. Nuff said but rarely done - Kill the healers first.

You always hear that in battle..."kill the healers first!" but people rarely listen. Last night 2 paladins, a priest and a druid made a warrior a living invincible god at the crossroads. Everyone seemed to focus on the warrior and this guy just never died. You'd get him down to 10% and bam he was full health again. Once folks got trained on the healers the battle shifted a bit.

7. Say Hello and Goodbye with Amp Weakness.

Amplify weakness is a fun annoying ability for locks. Weakness makes the enemy hit for less, amplified weakness makes the enemy hit for alot less. Hunters love to sick their fast attacking pets on people in pvp, and those cats can be annoying, but with amp weakness those 55 hits per second turn in 7 hits.. how laughable is that, especially to the hunter used to seeing their pet dish out great damage, now their cat is a kitten and every second it attacks they see that orange number float up... 7...12... 10.. haha! Great damage there from a 60th level pet. Amp weakness is also a fun way to say goodbye to a rogue who has stun locked the crap outa you. Sure it doesn't kill their damage, but it changes what they expect to see, and nothing is more annoying than having yer expectations not met. Sure i'll be dead soon, but you my rogue friend will experience the joy of -52 damage from every swing in yer little body for the next 2 minutes.. enjoy! One thing to keep in mind, they will remember you, and they will find you if you amp weakness them. Rogues never forget who changed their expectations.