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BREAKING NEWS!

The authority's are reporting that "The Dan" has been kidnapped by aliens! Not only that, but he has been replaced with a replicant that does nothing but Work!

A recent interview with this apparent impostor garnered such responses as, "Hail, Satan!", "Yes, I love living in Sin." and "Ohh, here! Eat these pickles while I touch myself!"

We ask that if you see this man exercise extreme caution until you can verify that it is indeed not the replicant impostor. Failure to utilize extreme cuation could result in you may become the next alien abduction victim. We suspect that he is being used as an infiltration agent to root out other possible minds for abduction!

Please call "The Dan" hotline if you experience a sighting.

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