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October 28, 2005

don't fall into the trap...

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Man I am ranty today.  I think its a combo of my toothache and this last bit of work that needs to get out.  Anyways… I checked out a few “web2.0” blogs today…first let me say…woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo… cause thats whats in web2.0 today.  Web2.. simply called 2, is filled with such golden goodness that 1 could never compare to its awesomeness.  Yeah its that fake at the moment. 2 is falling into the trap. 

First real snare on the trap is the mass misguided usage of naming.  MyStuff, IPod, IGOD!  MyDiscoTreats – a superior index of all the treats you’d have on board while at the disco.. now with tags! 

A study in names.  Look at the list of 2 tools on Emily’s site, which by the way, rocks.  But just look at the names. 

namesLikeTHIS, you start to see that a bit

then

Zimbra the Legend, names that sound like funky animals in far away galaxies or actually at first i thought about names people wrote down after taking lsd or extacsy.

or

SomethingMagicalEDIT, word+function,  KooppailCOPY, edtagnasSHARE, add that action word, ok so you picked yer favorite word after takin a bit of x, now you need that action word so people can really understand it. 

or what about

Two Zon’s, a Zar and Ing walk into a bar, again the attack of the zars, zons, ings and rl’s 

 

argh...

I hate it when search engines and help indexes don’t speak in the language that error messages do.  If the error message says “talk to the yellow bunny for details..” and then I go to help and search for “yellow bunny” and i get NADA, that really pisses me off.  The word combination was accutely apparent in the error message, it wasnt dark bunny, or sad bunny, it was yellow bunny.  THATS the language, and I EXPECT that to be in help.. and of course.. it isn’t.  Its sad how bankable my instincts are on getting that rat bastard of an answer from help.  How typical.  AS if they planned on it.  You begin to wonder could it really be the help folks and the coding error folks, NEVER talk?  In microsofts case thats oh so true it seems.  Yellow bunny shouldnt be a hunt either,  it shouldnt be mass dig of 20 entries, it should noted that the user said “yellow” first and then bunny.  So MAYBE just MAYBE the system could see that and make the connection.  Instead you get all entires of bunny, yellow and hell probably “ “ as well. 

Way to go Bill!  Confuse the hell outa me please!  I BEG YOU!

Then of course after you dig, get mad, blog yer anger, you then find a possible connection to the yellow bunny yer lookin for of course its not written as yellow bunny though, more like blond rabbit details are here.  Or blond critter that resembles bugs present in many popular cartoons is here.  Pretty soon you get the joke, thats on purpose or yet another design intent that got trampled by the due process of creation and having 9000 people sign off on it. 

coming true

First this picture i took yesterday…

Smith

Nice job there sidekick2!  That pic with a camera phone, sweetness.  I love perspective.

Second.  A bit ago in the times of the how now brown cow, I once reported a rambling about how long it’d be before.. well wait sec, I actually drew a comic for it as well… See April 2005, not bad, i’m pretty good at this future perdiction stuff.

anyways the thought was how long will it be before flickr cracked down on all the sites that we’re linking to flickrs vast collection of boooo-tay.  Let’s face it, sex sells, girls are hot.  And sure theres fun, casual booty, serious booty, and even amature camera star booty.. but on flickr its about a collection, share and tag and sort and well, keep it in flickr.  Take it out of flickr and you’ve got the potential to start yer own booty blog all the while flickr hosts the core content for you.  Before 3 or 4 flickr booty blogs hit the web there were standard picture booty blogs, but the images, lets face it, the booty was either canned content, porn or well strange stuff.  Flickr’s content is more human and its vast, lots of it. 

Dan you are a perv!  Ok I admit that i dig pinups, always have, cant shake it.  Tiki bars and pinups and congo music, is that so bad? is that a sin?  Probably, but i dont care. 

Anyways, today, or recently it seems, flickr has become aware and has stopped the flickr booty blog instances.  I say horray for them really.  Bloggers should be responsible for fending for their own content, work it for it ya know.  Tapping into flickr and pulling out Julie’s picture she posted public to show her friends and sure its cute and funny and what not and then reversing that around, tagging it with flickrlious booty and making it content for your blog, and its not a one time thing, its like core content, well thats kinda un-randy like. 

Add two dashes of Yahoo and you got an even bigger concern unfolding.  Yahoo isnt going to let you dish out flickrs untapped archives of porn to your blog without noticing.  If flickr was Shaggy, and yer Scrappy, Yahoo is clearly Fred, and Fred needs to get into action, there’s crimes to slove here. 

Course this doesnt resolve other pending issues like flickr’s present of softcore corn, that needs to be addressed somehow, or contained, and then of course the growing rise of not using flickr for solely the original.  Flickr thrives off its authentic offer.  Canned pics and flickr do not go to together.  Its like you can hear the little r on the end of flickr weeping off in the distance when a canned photo arrives on the flickr servers.  NOOOO.  In fact I got a warning from Stew about that one day… “dan i like ya.. ya seem like a nice fellow.. DONT POST CRAP THAT CANNED GOOGLE PICTURE STUFF…” ok he didnt say it like that but the drift was recieved and i try and sway away from posting non-authentic pics. 

 

October 25, 2005

Two Cowboys and a Robot.. kick ass.




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Originally uploaded by tohoscope.



two cowboys and a robot! Thats fighting crime people!

October 24, 2005

An exciting path to these exciting deals on generic equivalents.

Speak like spam! 

Today’s entry is composed soley of spam email which I’ve been getting alot lately.  Usually I just delete them all but sometimes you find some golden nuggets in there.  Let’s begin…

Satisfaction is most significant. Returns are honored whenever.

During the resume week accountant that followed, Monsieur Thuran rapidly regained his strength, you forget nothing; you are display wonderful. Object? It would become me indeed annual to time for bed estate come and take Gazan from Teeka. Tarzan uttered a family low. 

I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, palls diverting myself in now dellamore then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.

God of the get Jungle!

Vlaygra - $3.3
Levintra - $3.3
Ciaklis - $3.7
Imitvrex - $16.4
Flomhax - $2.2
Ultrtam - $0.78
Vioexx - $4.75
Amboien - $2.2
Valpium - $0.97
Xanayx - $1.09
Sobma - $3
Merisdia - $2.2

See geometrician not williams on dumb the delectable be clattery or jacqueline.

 

October 19, 2005

dodging the flood of "now its possible-video on portale" threads...

Apple has a strange hold over people.  I give them credit for making amazing products.  But they also cause people to ignore all that has occured and simply give unjust credit to Mister Jobs.  I’ve had video on a protable device for about 2 years now, however with the release of the video ipod, video on a portable device, according to serveral bloggers out there, IS NOW a reality. 

It’s like someone rushing into my room with a Bick lighter and saying “NOW fire is here.” 

That is amazing.  The power to totally wipe a previous reality that yes, video had existed before, and yes on a portable, and yes you could get tv on it and more. 

How does Apple do that?  That’s gotta piss off people like Archos, or more so Sony and PSP.  I mean sure the PSP had video, nice wide gorgeous video, but now that the video ipod is here, we really have video. 

Apple has serious balls.  They can sneeze into the crowd and as the snot arrives freshly smacking the foreheads of people, that snot, that is the freshest snot ever, heck is isnot, its not just snot. 

I do like apple btw.  I like them alot, and I plan to get a new imac someday.  I just find it hilarious how they can redefine what others have redefined before them and then simply take the crown as the true innovator of it.  Apple doesn’t do that, people do that for them. 

sucking the life outa blogging

I think Jacob gets too much credit. The guy can post an “alert” about the proper way to chew chicklets and he’ll get a few billion hits on that. 

Jacob has recently posted an entry on the Top Ten Design Mistakes for Blogs. 

Personally to me, blogs are just that, personal.  I’d argue that they are alive as well.  Thriving things.  Emotional, crazy, unbalanced, fresh, diggity, wombastic, dynamic, see alive, almost human like.. so maybe they carry human like qualities as well. 

Jacob flashes his usability badage and says:

1. No Author Biographies.  –  I see that.  I like them, yes, we need them.  Correct.

2. No Author Photo.  –  Minior nitpick really, he lacked the material and gave us the obvious, really should be wrapped up into 1. 

3. Nondescript Posting Titles.  –  Jacob claims “Hey kids! Comics!” is a bad headline.  Basically Jacob wants you to sound like a press release engine and not a human.  I dont usually speak in press-releases, “Man Found in Alley with Toast Tongs Serves Life Sentence..” – Thats the proper headline Jacob wants.  I’d much rather say “Yo Toast, What Gives?! “ but noooooooooooooo.  Thats not good enough. 

4. Links Don’t Say Where They Go – So what?  Get over it.  “The Web isnt High School”, see now again here we see the dangerous preachy side of Jacob lash out.  What’s wrong with high school?  Communities, youth, hackers, remixing ipod generation wired teens who carve out niches and build better brands.  I say bring on the high school.  Heck we have tv shows reminding us how cool high school was.  Who doesnt want to go back to high school? 

5.  Classic Hits are Buried.  –  In research we love the classic hits, the one off wonders that define yer character and in yer blog they are lost to us unless you brag about them and repost them, link them, so do that basically.  I could see that.  So so.

6. The Calendar is the Only Navigation.  – Negative, you usually calendar, scroll bar, tags, catagories, archives, side bar items. 

7.  Irregular Publishing Frequencey  – Yes, need to post. 

8.  Mixing Topics  – My problem.  But then again i’ve always been a man of many hats.  Hats are good really.  I’ve rarely met someone that just fished and nothing but fished, odds are that fisherman also has an opinion on toat as well.  Basically if you mix the topics yer not official, yer weak and bad in Jacob’s eyes.  If you don’t mix topics yer more official, more “the rock” more stable, better for ya, but boring as well since you basically lack character. 

9.  Forgetting that You Write for Your Future Boss.  – And if that boss is you?  Do I really want to be born to be owned by a boss so easily?  I understand these typical top tens have this “thing” about them to be read and taken seriously but seriosuly, what if my future boss is me?  For a guy that cares so much about the human factor i find it hilarious how far off the mark he gets on really understanding humans.  Actually saying things like “think twice before posting..” the hell with that.  You have a brain for a reason, you choose.  So my future boss just read this entry saying how much i diss’d the idea that my future boss would care what i wrote here and is now considering that i’m not applicable to the future job that i could take, future wise.  Well how shallow!  In the future if you met me you’d know who’s boss really mattered in this world. #9 really ticks me off.  Its basically a huge threat.  Thats nice Jacob.  I’ll put you right up there with the evils of DRM with this entry. 

10.  Having a Domain Name Owned by a Weblog Service – Yes I’ll agree there.  Own it yourself, host it where you can but own it. 

i was a teenage Oju Burger Manager

This is really the “short” list of credits i’m due. 

 Staff in:
(English version)
Adventures of Kotetsu (OAV) : Trailer
Burn Up W (OAV) : Production Engineer
Compiler (OAV) : Trailer
Debutante Detective Corps (OAV) : Trailer
Ellcia (OAV) : Post Production
Golden Boy (OAV) : Recording engineer
Legend of Crystania - The Motion Picture : Trailer
Master of Mosquiton (OAV) : Trailer
Mighty Space Miners (OAV) : Video Production
Queen Emeraldas (OAV) : Trailer
Ruin Explorers (OAV) : Trailer
Sakura Wars (OAV) : Trailer
Shuten Doji-The Star Hand Kid (OAV) : Production Engineer
Sin: The Movie : Titles
Slayers - The Motion Picture : Trailer
Slayers Special (OAV) : Trailer
Suikoden Demon Century (OAV) : Production Engineer

Cast in:
(English version)
Battle Angel (OAV)
Blue Seed (TV)
Dirty Pair OAV
Generator Gawl (TV) as Oju Burger Manager
Golden Boy (OAV)
Kimera (OAV)
Mighty Space Miners (OAV)
Neon Genesis Evangelion (TV)
Plastic Little (OAV)
Super Atragon (OAV)
Those Who Hunt Elves (TV) as Guard

October 18, 2005

VROOOOM!

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October 14, 2005

what is web 2.0

SynYa ever notice that whenever a new trend appears people come outa the woodwork to help define it, set rules around it and then of course become the oracle of it.  I’ve noticed these blog bits about the 10 rules of web2.0.  I like rules, i mean, its like a top ten list of this is what matters right?  Some are blanatly obvious to me.  In fact most are just observations thrown back at you.

Signal to Noise via the 37 signals, has lots of lists.  What the web 2.0 is, what it isn’t, it makes for fun content i suppose.  Its like it could be x, or y, or z but never a unless you mean c, which case then a is ok but add z and y and x!  Ahh the dance of the lists! 

There’s also this mentality that its like a big band wagon!  GET ON board with web 2.0 today!  Slap a “i like tags” bummer sticker on yer car and join the revolution!  GET a back stage pass into the world of web 2.0 by humming these three lyrics over and over! 

Let’s look at a top ten rule list for web 2.0, what’s it really mean…

1. Solve the smallest possible problem (that is still big enough to matter) for the user and know exactly what problem you're trying to solve. What this means is focus.  That’s it.  Focus on getting something done that matters.

2. Get a responsive and chatty audience using the product. Ahhh i see, how to get people to use it.  We’re talkin about infection.  People use, people talk.  I suppose you could read this as “get exstacy users to use yer product…or weed really.. weed makes me chatty.”  Before you get to step 2, ask yerself is yer product chatty worthy?  A few years back I doubt anyone would say that book-marking was a “chatty” thing to chat about.  So maybe having a chatty worth product doesnt matter as much as obtaining infection.  Why would people care about it.  Mass exposure?  Does it help you at all? 

3. Launch. Now. Tomorrow. Every day. Think of Apple.  Seems like every six months or less they annouce yet another product.  This idea of "launch" is simple get it out there, get it out there in beta and have people beta test it for you while you develop it internally.  Its the flickr model to some extent.  You have covered the 900 things you think it should do and then the public gives another 1000… hmm ok well guess what they use it, and you want them to use it, add thier thoughts to the mix.  I will say that delicious never really seemed to “re-launch” itself for me though, flickr didnt either.  Sure it changed but i never saw the big hickups, it just evolved correctly it seems.  Course they did axe some things along the way that i miss.  Everyday launching requires a special mind set.  Who everyday launches something new?  A blog, or a maybe NPR, though NPR can dish out the same damn content day after day.  The weather is good about giving me something new everyday.  Do I want my next web 2.0 to be so unstable as to give me something wildly amazing everyday?  I dunno.

4. Distribute. Distribute. Distribute. Do it for free until you gain mass and then get bought.  Or maybe this is more about, do it now, do it now, do it now, let people know etc.  

5. Don't hold users against their will. Free and don’t quit yer day job. 

6. Be mindnumbingly simple.
How is this a web 2.0 ideal?  Ok make it simple.  If its like a bear trap and snaps peoples limbs off, odds are adoption may not occur. 

7. Get people hooked on free. Back to the free thing.  Yes make it free.  Actually this is something I keep running into with people at work at times.  I understand free, free is infectious.  Free makes you remember.  Free is like a free bookmark in someones mind, you remember where you got it for free.  While I agree sure the web2.0 thing needs to be free, even better however, is that it doesnt require registration.  How bout that.  So if its really a free service make it really free.  Maybe make this “no identity required”.. now I’m interested. 

8. Don't waste any money on marketing. This isnt web 2.0 logic, this is basically if you do everything else here, you are in fact marketing it.  Blog-marketing.  Do rules 1–7 and you have done 8. 

9. Don't overfund. This one cracks me up, dont overfund?  Do companies really plan to blow 70million on a 10million project and then go “dang?”  I think its a nuff said, that you basically build with what you got and stay focused, and wheres this new logic seem different?  How is this a web2.0 rule? 

10. No one sucks. Don’t say anything bad about anyone else.  And actually web 2.0 is the opposite of this I think.  Much of the web 2.0 is born out of the mass blogging and those blogs are filled with opinion. Opinion that says i can do this better, or i can go that way and not this way, or ya know what i dont need to use your service and screw internet explorer bring on firefox, screw bookmarks, gimme delicious tags. Things do suck cause youve moved on to something else.  Maybe 10 is more about “don't be an asshole and then get on yer soap box and say you are” ok i could see that.  Flickr is more like the quiet asshole.  I mean it never came out and said all those other services sucked, they just kept to their own thing… and then sold.. but thats ok.  Delicious is the definant geek dick, they are like ‘dude i could care less about what the corps want you to do, this is what i think you should do…”, 37 signals is the poster child of the new net, the “you dont have to understand me, just remember i’m here” sorta stance on all that is web 2.0.  Opinion matters.  People want opinion. 

Interesting rules, not sure how they really change the game other than rehash what people have been thinking for awhile.  Dishing these rules out to VC folks who’ve got 800 million to blow on the next venture is hilarious to me, course maybe thats what its supposed to be.  Maybe now that the web 2.0 has arrived its time to give it form, apply the rules, the structure, the dos and donts and then we’ll blow the cash, launch the IPO’s and set off the fireworks… and then web 3.0 will brew, take shape, get all underground and popular, it’ll be like the whisper on the streets, and then bam, its here, 100,000 users already, and then a million, and 5 million, then the speakers shout out, the conferences go down, the books get written, the rules surface and the big sloth corporations take notice, my mother asks me about it, the media is aware and then the VC funding arrives, the IPOs launch, some thrive, some die.. and web 4.0 starts happening.

Maybe if anything web 2.0 is synergy.  Its that wow, as if, thats cool, near, amazing, check it, this would be cool, hey what about that, did you try this hack, thats neat, we’ll take this and connect it to that, thats awesome, we should do this, what about that thing, ya know by doing this – now this is possible too, very cool….

Synergy.  That’s web 2.0. The multi-color radical wild ass project that will no doubt come again and again on this planet with all these whacky humans.

 

October 13, 2005

things i wish audioblogger had...

audioblogger

This is a slice of the view audioblogger gives you of your encoded video clips.  It’s really a nice way to look at all your clips.  Its great for me.  Hey… wait a sec, I want that “greatness” on my blog as well though. 

A few things I’d do…

1. better reference other than black – allow me to set what the 1st frame of what the blog would see, rather than that notorious black always taking the limelight and giving viewers no idea about what they are bout to see, gimme, 10 frames in, or the frame at 12 seconds. 

2.  I would love a bloglines like blogroll of all my audioblog clips on my site.  Heck these mini-tvs with the play button on them would rock.  Click one and it opens up a mini window, plays the clip, slickness. 

3. ok i only really had two, but i’d like SMS nofication that yer stuff has been pinged and played… that’d be groovy.

But really its about better representation of yer audioblogger content in the blog.  I can post individual clips, and I suppose I could maybe export… hey there we go.. say i pick off the clips i want, 1,3,5, 6,7,8,11 etc.. and then i say “export to totem pole coolness” and it’d give me the code that would create the audioblogger video clip totem pole which i could them put into my site. 

 

There we go..

 

See it is possible..

 

Maybe…

 

 

 

ANGRY

I think TYPEKEY blows.  There I said it.  Anything that basically deters the spontanity of replying to conversational thought really bothers me.  Typekey means well, i’m sure it does, but its like a 9000 pound gorilla at the gate that needs to tripple key encoded passcode with a seven digit microfiber indication codex that will then give you the ability to walk in. 

I have a kiwi-mart with bars and locked doors.  Sure you want a slupry eh?  Sure we all do, well, break out the hacksaw…..15 minutes later, and now you could care less.

I don’t have the patience to comment on my own postings, so why would i expect anyone else to have the patience.  Maybe I’m missing something, maybe theres some silent and easy way to comment.  “stay logged in you say…” i think that bites as well.

I think I want the “read this image” spam filter for commenting than typekey, or maybe that java code that knows whether or not yer actually human and typing comments system.  Cause I think typekey essentially says “dont bother commenting cause i will send you thru fire to do…”.  Thats great! 

I think we attempted to do typekey vs what we had before which was mass spam.  We dont want mass spam.  I agree, mass spam sucks.  But typekey is the opposite extreme, you can post, only if you jump thru these eight flaming tires and sneak pass the hungry tigers. 

 

flooz-casting

Apparently what I do here on Floozy Speak is not just blog, but I flooz-cast my stream of ideas.  Yes you read that right, flooz-casting.  Have you noticed how popular the word “cast” has been lately?  Podcasting, screencasting, vlogcasting, backcasting, narrowcasting, floozcasting, its all about casting baby ya!

What about…

Asscasting, the ability to cast yee ass. or Zoomcasting, the ability to zoooooom all over the room.  or Officenagcasting, ranting and raving about office stuff.  I probably do alot of WoWcasting, rambing on about world of warcraft.  or Betacasting, the constant need to sign up for yet another web2.0 beta like service.  I’ve been betacasting alot lately. 

October 12, 2005

cursed

Lately I feel like I’m cursed when giving people straight answers.  I can never give a straight answer.  Cause everything has conditions. 

Can we burn a dvd?

Yes… but depends on the media, and what’s our source and where you going - you need to learn this, and yes guess what if yer camcorder doesn’t have a battery we probably need that, and no i dunno whether or not this dvd will play back perfectly in yer dvd deck thats a crap shoot these days, why?, who knows why, blame sony, panasonic, them, those other people, why do you think its simple, why cause vhs is simple, theres a reason why vhs is simple, it just records and its like one format on the planet, no major obsticles, but noooooooooo when it comes to dvd, its a hat trick baby ya! 

I mean I’m full of hope.  I hope all is well.  It can be.  Its not always doom and gloom.  Maybe its halloween thats spookin me out. 

I wish i could say, yes.  And thats it. 

 

October 11, 2005

bacon'ster is here

Awhile back a drew a series of doodlin shorts mocking yet another friendster like release on the web.  For awhile there we had what seemed to be like a few dozen different sites that “linked” people by various associations.  I joined in on the act and proposed my ultimate social network service, well two of them actually. 

FallindowntheStairsSter, a site that brings together all of those people on the planet that have fallen down the stairs in their life.  …. and…

Baconster, the ultimate connection between people.

Bacon

Ok so I originally targeted DEMO’ folks, thats really not their sort of venue but the point was the same, we have more social networks than we know what to do with lately. 

Strangely enough I saw this today and it brought baconster right back to the surface for me. 

 

GHOULISH results

Boy search is sure popular lately. 

Googhoul
Pretty spiffy really, GooGhoul appears to work pretty darn well. 

 

October 10, 2005

PANIC!

We are currently living in generation fear lately.  Earthquakes, hurricanes, terrorists, car bombs, threat levels you name it, we love panic, we love fear really.  TV dishes it out daily. 

This past week TV kinda bothered me, in particular THRESHOLD, and ole Dr. Molly Anne Caffrey.  Durning a scene where Data basically says “why don’t we tell the public..” he gets shut down fast by Molly with the response that people are fueled by panic and that panic will simply induce more panic.  So was she right?  I think in her twisted sci-fi tv sorta way yes, but the way the scene went down, it seemed more political to me.  For a split second there it seemed like the US goverment was reaching thru the booobtube and dishing out a key point in understanding for me that i had to absorb.  Panic is bad, so if panic is bad, then that justifes our cause to not tell you the truth.  So as the “people” we can’t handle the truth. 

Now I have a tv show telling me I can’t handle the truth.  What a bothersome notation.  Molly is the US goverment and Threshold isn’t all that great of a show.  Mary and talk about all these new shows alot lately.  We’re watching Lost, Reunion, Threshold, Surface, Invasion, Smallville, Ghost Whisperer, CSI Everything, Cold Case, Earl.. Earl is for fun really.   Here’s a few feelings…

THRESHOLD.  2D bit from Tron appears in pacific ocean as a 5d morphing bit.  Makes a sound –  changes yer DNA, turns out these bad guys want to turn everyone on the planet into 5th dimensional baddies.  Its really not that great of a show.  It has an over bearing too much of a hard ass big black guy, a stone cold can’t show emotion ex cia man, a savvy white ultra clean yet she wrote the documents that caused this show Molly, a midget, Data from the enterprise as a white haired wizard and a clean berkley scientist boy.  The show doesn’t know what to hold back, there is no real drama.  Aliens are here, and here they are, and here’s the agenda, and odds are you know that at the end of the episode we’ll get this week’s bad guy. 

SURFACE.  BIG fish are back.  I don’t know enough about it.  Basically water dino’s are back and they want earth.  Great!

INVASION.  Hurricane hits small southern town, alien lights found in water take over people.  Local sheriff is already an alien i see.  You will become an alien!!  Tries to be all XFILES but lacks the material.  Kinda of a lame cast.

LOST. Original (apart from Giligan’s Island) and one bad ass show.  Just watch this.

 

web 2.0 is really the spark of the 2nd coming...

Patrobertson

While the promise of web 2.0 is clearly amazing, its also the spark of dark days ahead as the end of the world is right around the corner! 

So let’s get those IPO’s launched people!! 

hip to be geek

Boy the web has just been freakin out lately.  Lots to talk about.  Lets go thru the new words.

Web2.0 (we’bb’two’dot’ohh)
Web2
GEEK is the new black, heck GEEKS we’re black long before pink was ever black.  Basically though, GEEK is in. Last week O’Reilly’s Web 2.0 conference landed with shell-shocking boom of wonder and amazement.  People are saying its 1995 all over again.  The bubble is back.  Venture capital interest in new web2.0 startups is at an all time high!  Ok may not completely, but you can’t escape it, the buzz on the web is back in force. 

Blogs are ooozing at the seems with the promise of web 2.0.  “Now’s the time to launch a web 2.0 venture…” they say. 

What the heck is Web2.0?  >>> The map! and then take a deep dive on that map here.

Lately Yahoo has been goobling up web2.0 type ventures, Upcoming.org, Flickr, and who knows what else, and there’s this talk of yahoo being more 2.0 than ole google… ha!  Take that google and yer not so 2.0 ways!  I think that silly actually, if anything its a bad sign really, it means 2.0 is something that can be bought and owned by a major player.  Its all up for sale folks, 2.0, 1.0, the beta you love, its all up for sale.  So 2.0 has nothing to do with the ideals, which in my opinoin can’t be bought.  Who knows.  Hopefully no one player will own the 2.0 scene. 

5th Wave?

Nexus

Today I came across a new tidbit, web 2.0 is part of the nexus!  Yes Picard!  The Fifth Wave of computing is here.  Wave after wave…. heck its all new, everything is new, a need age of man is upon us, here in the age of computing where essentially every six months is a new age.

Countdown to Hypercivilization?!

One thing I will give bubble gen on, the corporatization of web2.0 is at hand which kinda bums me out.  Web2.0s get gobbled up by the corps and a change does occur, we can’t see it yet, if anything its like the big guns get a new marketing tool. 

Social Machines, Man and Blender Work as One!

A time of social machines.. like this one.. I love google images.

Socialmachine

Truth be told however the next age, the 5th wave, the web 2.0.. it is here.  What’s that mean?  Well keep on truckin of course but the amount of what if could be, wow look at that, web app development is only gonna explode from here, or, is it the end?  Maybe its web2.0 for all of you folks out there and its really web2.5 beta for everyone else.  I estimate it’ll be about 6–8 more months before my local tv anchor man gets wind of this web 2.0 thing by then we’ll be well off into the 2.5 aspects of it. 

Until then of course we’ll have web2.0 to deal with. 

Mashup is the new REXMIX. 

Remix is out, Mashup is in.  Actually mashup probably sums up the actual process of todays remixing web apps much better.  To me a mashup is kind of a forced cluster-fuck union of ideas like when I was in Tokyo awhile back and heard the not so wonderful union of Disco and Speed Metal, that to me was a mashup, disco could not escape.  Remix on the other hand makes me think of all those cool techno remixes I have, that is art.  Speaking of mashups and remixes, check out my latest map creation.  The History of Dan (thus far).

and now, what you’ve all been waiting for..Dan’s Watch List!!

condo shoppin, yes i need a condo…

yahoo has come out with podcasts beta!, hell beta is gonna be so abused in the coming years, everyone will be beta, cause baby, beta is the new black, cause geek is black and beta and geek are like one and the same!   So now Yahoo is goin for ODEO?  I like ODEO’s tasty UI much better. 

Do it Your self Printing, personally its never really added up for my folks at all.  My father still prefers to have the photomatt folks do the printing.  I think this was one of the ill-fated myths behind digital photography, as if it’d all be ok on our end to print out the images, just never worked very well and it wasn’t as cheap as having someone else do it for ya.

Sometimes it sucks to be anything remotely related to being "christian"...   personally I love the idea of RFID.

In other news.. I watched the Darpa Grand Challenge this weekend.  It was fun to watch the real time gps tracking of the robot cars.  Very cool. Big congrats to all the winners out there, especially red team!

TAGCamp is coming, yet another event I would love to attend and I’m waaay the heck over here in the wrong state. 

And lastly, 25 words that can HURT your resume are…

Aggressive

Ambitious

Competent

Creative

Detail-oriented

Determined

Efficient

Experienced

Flexible

Goal-oriented

Hard-working

Independent

Innovative

Knowledgeable

Logical

Motivated

Meticulous

People person

Professional

Reliable

Resourceful

Self-motivated

Successful

Team player

Well-organized

 

October 06, 2005

mapping of the mike

Mapp

First of all let me just say two things, MapBuilder is the bomb and Mike, well, this is what you get for not taking pictures in Hong Kong.

MapBuilder is probably the most fun i’ve had on the web building something since, well flickr i suppose and this blog itself.  Documenting a landscape, creating a map, publishing that map, hey thats kinda fun.  And MapBuilder lets you do all of this super easy. 

Now if it only had flickr images, then we’re talkin serious fun!   

me and my 900 logins...

Web2.0 Conference is in progress or wrapping up and already there’s a bunch of new sites to explore, investigate and particpate in.. and of course yet again, another few dozen login accounts to make.  Yesterday I signed up on four different new and exciting groovy new web2 apps… so what about 4–6 or so a week now eh?  Gah managing my web2.0 exposure existance is like difficult.  But gotta do it!  

Events Oh My! 

And the compeition!  Theres four or more event type engines out there now.  Upcoming, which to me seemed pretty lame, but apparently Yahoo decided to buy it.  Tack on eventful, and zevents and theres probably a few others out there.  Eventful looks the best, least the most polished in the 3 second glance I gave it.  Course the big problem I have with most of these engines is that they cluttered with ticketmaster crap, which ok, sure its an event, but its an event that we already get bombarded with from local media in general.  Also much of the content is merely a listing, so no real data, no life, no reason, no why, no rating, no sammy said go to x cause its neat, nothing, nada, its not real content to me, I dont care about it, you dont ask me to care about it, its here – do this book group thing, ya. 

The other really big issue i have with these event listing services is that they remind me that I live so far away from anything really interesting and happening towns.  Basically technology events are happening in california and boston.  Hitting these engines from ohio is like being reminded that nothing is happening in yer back yard, ever.  You see the same six listings of Sleeply Le’beef band over and over.  Web2.0? nope, Innovation? nope, cool kids doin creative stuff? nope.

So I get the picture but that picture I can’t easily access.  I’d rather have an engine that supports a community of people that are driving a movement of web2.0 and here are the people locally that are interested. 

Formulating Web 2.0

In the coming weeks at work I plan to give a little talk to team here about why we need to seriously put web2.0 on the radar in our heads, the heads of our clients.  O’Reilly says it nicely here.  All too often alof this new innovation in one area, specificly web2.0 is sorta ignored by the supposed mainstream more core to the big biz audience.  Its a kind of underdog relationship but web2.0 has soo much to offer in just the staggering amount of players now involved in the game.  The core is taking notice, unwillingly it seems in some areas really.  What can I do to get people jazzed up about web2.0?  Well bring it to light, show the histroy of what came before and where I think its going and the evidence is out there, theres a ton of proof right now on the web.  What’s mean for research?  Well alot really, the traditional web application and its barriers of what could previous be done are out the window, sooooo much more is possible, and that will lead to more research needed to figure out that best UI for whatever yer attempting to do.  The potential for mass confusion is there I think, and players are asserting themselves to prevent that but its almost as if we’ve all seen this great movie.. and oh shit.. now the masses know.. or they will know soon.  The snickering ones, the ones that have been on the 2.0 bandwagon for the past 1.5 years or more are moving on the next evolution.  Research needs to be there, along with innovation all the way.  I want my company into now, embracing it now, I dont want people to go “hey this web2.0 thing?” in 2008. 

October 05, 2005

i should of gone to MIT

Blog surfing here late in the day and I come across anti-mega’s most excellent blog posting about the recent MIT Emerging Technology Conference.

Go there now and read.  Meanwhile check out these bits taken from anti-mega’s blog..

bit quotes….impossible” – means MIT can do it

 everyone believes in innovation, until they see it

 chuckecheese pizza is basically horrible

some bit quotes make ya wonder…

 school is obsolete
need to destroy the classroom
edutainment will become a reality

Motorola steps up to the bat…

 ringtones – 10% of all music industry revenue
RCKR

 218 billion text messages in china

 Korea – limitless TV viewing for $14 a month on mobiles

 Disruptors
everything = digits
broadband = air
inteligence = everywhere
gives seamless mobility

 internet is available to:
anyone
any time
any device
any where
always on
and
network agnostic

lots of social experimentation to do

lots happening in the home

I love reading the bit by bit blog readout of the conference.  It’s just the gist.  Just the bit of data that means something to the blogger.  Just enough of a bit to move the process along further, to think about, to ponder and then leap to the next bit.  You can get a sense of the actual conversation that took place.  There is no fancy packaging, no wording, no vehicle for you to ride, only the bits alone do you have to guide you. 

I love note blog entries like these.  Its just so pure.  You get to relive anti-mega’s moment almost.  Pretty cool.  I wish more people did this. 

And then if yer in Boston, go check out the Startup School too.

we will control all that you see and hear

DRM, digital rights management.  The era of DRM is approaching.  If you’ve got a DVR, a tivo like goodness device and you follow the blogs out there parcing out the info on what happening next in the waves of digital video recorders to come you probably know a bit about the evil vile thing that is DRM.

Caught this today… Broadband Reports tells me that Microsoft has aquired a new patent for "Control-based content pricing", where the cost of your service is raised or lowered depending on whether or not you skip advertising.

That just makes my blood boil.  I hate this mentality of YOU WILL CONSUME OUR MEDIA ADS OR ELSE.  Will the future of tv and home enteratainment be an endurance fest?  I picture myself watchin tv in a room with a cop who will beat me if i skip forward thru an ad. 

DRM is coming to everything, pc’s, tv, music, as more technology gives me free willy access even more technology arrives to attempt to reset the balance and then in reality really punish me.

Who’s to say all those ads I skipped thru would of even mattered to me regardless?  Thats another thing that bugs me, if i dont care about Joy dishwashing fluid, I dont care, so I skip it, yes saves time, yet if i watch it, i still dont care, yet somehow in watching it, they feel justifed, at least you had to watch it!  Bring on the blipverts! 

I wonder how much more I’d pay a month for adless TV sponored by Coke, Ford and Sony.  I pay homage to brands that give me freedom from mass ad clutter and in exchange i actually like them better for not attacking my every move watchin TV.  What would i pay for that?  Hmmmm

 

 

October 04, 2005

the board is set

 To quote Gandalf - "...the board is set..."

Google makes a serious play into the future of innovation by taking san fran wifi.  City wide wifi.  Wow.  That's what people have been thinkin about really, what kind of amazing innovation can you spark by wifing a whole city? 

Did san fran just become the new epicenter for the location based awarness movement or what?  City wide wifi, holy cats people, does that really mean anything?

Clearly part of me wishes I lived in SanFranLand, but alas, Ohio is my home.  Still I can't even begin to wonder of all the various web 2.0 location based awareness jacked up folks out there who are gonna tap into the idea of a wifi city concept. 

The board is set.  Google lites the fire, it removes the connectivity barrier and says "go for it people, be wired." 

Course just cause the city is wired doesnt mean people have the tool to use it.  Most phones are not wifi enabled.  So at first it'll be the laptop-wired folks in cafes, parks and street corners and the select few PDA folks out there making use of the wifi.  BUT...

Then ya think about the players, the makers of phones, here's a city thats wifi, wow, maybe this will really kick the wifi enabled phones up.  Course, come think of it, maybe I dont even need a traditional phone.  Maybe I just need my skype like device.  Its a phone but its wifi and its FREE. 

Boundless experimentation about to be had here people.  How many days, months or years before another city goes wifi and the ball keeps rolling from there. 

How long will it be before the big bells scream and shout and then ole goverment rolls into town. 

Sadly the board is set and all the way over here!  Heh.  I wish I was there, accessing, inventing, experimenting and researching the wifi society that is about to unfold.  What new products, services and new social norms will be generated out of this venture.  The age of hackability is here. 

Simply put, the board is set.  The pawns are in motion, we can't stop it, we can talk about it, ponder it, even make a few moves for or against it but its coming.  Man I love the future! 

October 03, 2005

...and a fist full of dark iron ore!

World of Warcraft Update

60 again.  Forkus reached 60th level this past weekend and he’s loving it.  When I reached 60th lvl with my warrior Badcow, I was a bit depressed initally, the options of what to do next were limited.  He can PvP or do some instances or farm, but the joy of questing and getting experience sorta faded away. 

Now with Forkus, my Warlock arriving at 60 the feeling is different.  He too is faced with PvP, instance running and or farming, but he does have two remaining quests he can do that can be rewarding beyond the xp thing, since, well you cant really make use of that xp after 60. 

Forkus is on a journey to get his Dreadsteed, his demon horse that can be summoned like a spell.  All characters get two mounts in WoW, first one is at 40, and then another at 60th lvl.  For Warlocks and Paladins, that first mount at 40th lvl is free, its a spell we can cast.  For all other classes, that first mount is 100 gold. The 60th lvl mount, better known as the “epic” mount since its the end all be all of mounts in the game is a mere 900 gold for players and for the Warlock and Paladin, well, we have to quest for it, and spend as much as 500 gold to obtain it. 

Forkus will probably end up paying close to 300 gold for his mount, he’s crafting a way to get past a few segments of the quest with the aid of fellow warlocks. 

However this past weekend both Badcow and Forkus went all out on an “everything must go” sale.  Everything for sale to pay for Forkus’s mount.  No Badcow doesn’t need one, why cause, his will be 900 gold and thats too much!  heh.. i dunno, mainly cause as of late, Forkus is a blast to play. 

Anyways, everything must go!!  Both toons are on a mad dash to sell everything I can for the last remaining 150 gold needed by Forkus to complete his quest. 

Forkus is also having fun with new abilties as a Warlock.  Warlocks are like magicians from the old days of EQ.  They can summon pets, but they are also like necromancers in that they can command the shadow powers of death and cause fear and what not.  Basically Blizzard defines the Warlock as a battle mage type character.  You aren’t just pure magic damage, theres Mages that do that, a warlock is pets + shadow damage + fire damage + curses + mixture of odd talents.  The old talents is where we have the most fun I think.

Ensalve Demon, most people don’t like ensalve demon.  Why enslave a demon when you can summon yer own and its often more powerful?  Why?  Cause I say, you can.  For example I farm for soul shards in felwood.  Felwood is a place covered with various demons.  People farm there for two reasons, runecloth, felcloth or like me, shards.  Lets add another reason, for fun with enslave demon.  Sure i could pop my own pet, but a Hellcaller demon loves to burn things, let’s enslave him!  Sure enough its easy to do, now sick him on other baddies, but first apply the curse of elements, which lowers the targets resistance to fire.  Holy crap, now that Hellcaller demon pet of yours is fireballing mobs for 400–650 a hit.. thats serious argo pain inducing goodness. 

But wait, you say enslave demon can break?  Yes you are correct it can, but then again I’ve invested some talent points into improved enslavement so it makes for easier enslaving and increased ensalved pet abilities.  In all, its a blast.  I love to enslave caster demons and then select which spells the demons can cast, i hone in on what really does the best damage for the mana.  The Hellcaller loves to cast rain of fire, its purty sure, but lousy for the 908 mana cost.. lets turn that off and have him just use the 90 mana point fire ball that hits for 400–700 damage!  LOL.

Even better the warlock can use demonic sacrifice.  I can sacrfiice my voidwalker and have it give me a 120hp health regen per tick, then use enslave demon and I still retain a demon pet and the sacrifice effect at the same time.  This is godly in my opinion.  I have a demon and my regen effect at the same time.  I suppose the reasoning here is that enslaved demons are not premament pets so that are not effected by your summoned ones that when sacrificed give off various effects. 

I can hold a standard (non infernal or doomguard) enslaved demon for close to 30mins before it eventually breaks completely and either fades away, flees or simply resists me completely and I have to kill it. 

Forky’s summoned pets include the voidwalker, succubus, felhunter and imp.  Thats the standard issue, and each pet is semi situational.  Voids for soloing and tanking, succubus for crowd control, imp for buffage, felhunter against casters and good with resists.  The warlock also gets two, fairly uncontrolable end game pets, they are the: infernal and the doomguard.

Infernal: upon casting infernal, a meteor impact on the ground forms and up comes yer huge towering ultra cool green kypronite looking infernal demon.  He’s huge.  By far one of the best reasons to be a warlock is to command such a beast.  And as the spell goes, you have control of him for 5 mins and then he too will need to be re-enslaved again and again to control.  Infernals are a blast to play with.  They hit for about 150–250 and he’s wired for serious mayhem, you just feel unstoppable with these things.  They cry out with huge surges of ARGGGGGH! when you send them off to fight a target.  I use them like a strange game of tag football.  It goes like this: sick infernal on the target, dot that target, and at 50% health send the infernal to another target and I kill off the first target, and repeat.  I can clear out a whole area of mobs in just a few minutes with this rapid farming touch football like approach.  I also get stares from other players as they see me engaged with not one but sometimes two, to four mobs at a time. 

Got to make the most of that 5mins I say!  Cause when the infernal turns on you, you WILL feel it.  When you enslave a demon your enslavement effect dials down its overall potential damage by 30%, with improved enslavement its more like 20% which is huge, cause with no ensalvement effect, my 60th lvl infernal hits me for 400! Owww… So there you are, casting enslave.. enslave.. to get control of your infernal while it quickly beats the crap outa you. You can banish him for a sec and heal up and then try it again as well though, Warlocks have plenty of options but I’ve died to my share of infernals before. 

The last, and real epic pet, that warlocks supposedly get is the Doom Guard.  The DG, is a huge demon with cool flappy wings and he’s colorful, he looks like demon, that’s neat.  Now to get him, you can either do a quest, that Forky is on currently or, you can get a DG as the slight % chance from the curse of doom spell.  The curse of doom is a dreadfull spell that tags a mob and waits a minute and then causes 3200 damage in one tick!  BAM!  DEAD, is what usually occurs on most mobs that aren’t elite.  When that BAM DEAD tick occurs there’s a slight chance a doomguard will appear, and then you have to enslave it or it will kill you, like the infernal or any other mob. 

So now as a pet the doomguard hits for 350 on average, thats tasty damage and he sports all kinds of additional abilities: warstomp damage and stun, rain of fire, dispel magic, and some other effects.  WoW recommends you use him at a distance.  I like to get one and then send him on agressive mode into a small village and just watch the mayhem.  Course unless you do any damage on the mobs hes attacking you wont get any loot.  So you need to at least do some basic dots, or you can just use him for show. 

Most warlocks use him for show but thats kinda dangerous really, cause that show off will end in 5 mins or less.  With my points in improved enslavement I try and use the doomguard for more serious ventures, but he too, typically faster than the infernal will turn on you and I think he’s not as bad as an infernal when he turns.  I can deal with a doomguard, an infernal going ape shit on me is more dangerous I think.

Fun thing is you can get doomguard anywhere you want one, just start dotting mobs with DOOM… heh, and he’ll pop eventually.  Infernals are outdoor only and have a 1 hour cool down timer. 

Sadly the Curse of Doom can only be used on mobs.. no players allowed.  That would make for much fun to see a warrior scurring around with the Curse of Doom on them.  LOL  Ahhh well.  Its still fun. 

Lately Forkus has been on the hunt for demons.  I want to enslave more of them, different types with different ablities to see what kind of fun he can find. 

Ok that wraps up this update in WoW!

Dreadsteed, Infernal & Doomguard pics: here, here, and here and ya here.