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Was she human?  I don’t think so.  I want a new lounger for home.  Something nice, semi-portable… ok the girls here at work go “you would never travel with that..” but i could.. i could take it to the beach.. or well the park.  Anyways they are nay saying my potential purchase idea here.

Ever since i starting getting Real Simple and Ready Made magazine i’ve been all kinds of catalogs in the mail.  I feel like my mother, see gets hundreds of catalogs in the mail. 

Anywas I see this lounger.  I need a new lounger damnit! 

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Is it worth $170 bucks?  Target has one for $150, thats not much of a diff. But i needed more information.  LIVE help is standing by.  I still think this person was a bot. 

transcript:

 Please wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Susan'
Susan: I can tell you about Today's Specials on some of our most popular Innovative products. Which of our items were you interested in?
dan: ahh no
dan: i was curious about the 5 position lounger here, the item 70238
Susan: That has been an extremely popular product!! We have sold those to many customers with great success!!
Susan: It is normally $169.95 and $19.95 shipping...$189.90 total. If you order with me I will give you 5% off making it $161.45 and shipping...$181.40 total.
dan: can it support 300 pounds?
Susan: weight capacity: 300 lbs.
dan: so is this really a person?
Susan: yes
dan: well ok
Susan: Would you like to go ahead and try that product in your own home?
dan: im gonna surf a bit more, i weigh like 325 ya see.. so i worry about breaking something like this.. big man, ohio,

dan: ok thx
Susan: You are wwlcome

Hmmmm… I get on target and find a lounger that looks cheap and its $150.  I tell Leah here, umm thats like $150 and it looks cheap.  She turns to me and says why are you getting one… what is Mary just gonna sit on the grass?  DOH!  Just opened up a can of worms there.. heh.