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April 28, 2005

road to understanding

Hey Floozykins, whats happening?  Today is my last day of late night testing here at the balloon works, 3 more kids are gonna tell me whats cool about reading.  Fun project so far, and my second moderation gig.  I had a crazy ADD kid who was swinging his yo-yo all over the room and dancing in his chair and goin pretty crazy and still managed to get some good info outa of him on changes to this program we are testing for a client. 

The whole name of the game is rapport.  Luckily I have the gift of rapport, a few smiles, a joke and jab and I’m in, now that i’m there, lets talk turkey and fix this beast.  I enjoyed this project alot for a number of reasons.  First it was my first real structured hours project, you have x hrs and thats it.  At first that seems like woah, i cant do it, i need more hrs, but when you really track hrs you can do it.  Its like getting retaught on how to spend your time better.  I liked that.  Mainly cause after you work yer x hrs, you leave, period, no questions asked.  When you dont structure yer hrs ya tend to gloss over and work on and on.  Structure is good.

Second thing I did on this project was inject some dan-ness into the script.  We went out of the typical research realm of questions and added some spunk.  These are grade school kids and a few highschool ones, lets kick it up and try and talk in their langauge, and if anything they may tell us thats cool or tell us, dont do that.  Sure enough they did, most of them are fairly in sync with where i was going with my questions and its an amazing feeling to have when a grade school kid starts to get “usability” of a program, when they start pointing out what doesnt make sense and why it should more more intuitively, that is a great feeling.  Its like you can sense all the gears clickin inside the child and now he/she isnt so quiet.. they wanna know why x didnt do z, and wait a sec I want this here cause.. well.. wait, i learned that there, and then this told me that.  Its a rare event in testing when a paricpant really clicks on everything but when they do its really rewarding.

Another aspect of dan-ness i threw into the testing script was a metaphorical “what if” type of question.  Typically we do bits of qualitative and quanitative type questions, all too often we get wraped up in what creates the best visually consuming easy to understand results, ie: ratings.  You can scale them, graph them, see them over time, its good data but hard to get out of a sugar’d up wired kid who cant sit still for 10 minutes.  To me thats a big ass cue for something different.  Lets get this kid to think about it differently.  Instead of rating, tell me what x is in the sense of a  car, a type of person, a store, a place, an experience.  The data I get out of that serves for big points I need to present, first, its good data, cause it gets them to align the x with something else, cant understand x, well x is alot like an old beat up honda.  Oooo thats interesting why?  It gets me to the why and now we can have the conversation about that beat up honda and why that is alot like x, get them talking.  Play.  Lets play.  This also serves are compelling presentation data or report data.  Now yer data isnt so lame, its not, x = y + z, your product is a beat up dead honda, woah, now were turnin heads, suddenly yer average data point of “4 out of 6” is saying you suck in a way you can really grasp.  Now yer at the front door and you wanna know more. 

Anyways its been a fun project…..

Believe it or not, I’m going to attempt to take vacation.  Yes that’s right, vacation.  A bit of nostaligic notions have been nippin at my feet lately, so I’ve booked a room at the boardwalk in Ocean City, NJ.  Why that place?  Well for about 23 years growin up every summer, my folks took me to beach every frickin year.  It was a great trip, I miss it.  I need to hear those waves, i need to see if Dots is still open, or that bike store, or the Aquaport, is it still there.  Who knows, I dunno, just goin.  Driving across this great land of ours, stayin a few nights in Hershey PA to boot, thats a fun to place as well.  Hang with the amish, discover the origins of heathbar goodness and what not. 

What else is happening?  Hmmmm Gator Dave’s Safari Sitters is heatin up, tales of visiting schools I hear.  Very good stuff.  Now we probably need to look into making another DVD. 

And.. what else.  Not much else happening.  Gotta get prepped for tonight so signing off!  Cya. 

April 18, 2005

need need

Was she human?  I don’t think so.  I want a new lounger for home.  Something nice, semi-portable… ok the girls here at work go “you would never travel with that..” but i could.. i could take it to the beach.. or well the park.  Anyways they are nay saying my potential purchase idea here.

Ever since i starting getting Real Simple and Ready Made magazine i’ve been all kinds of catalogs in the mail.  I feel like my mother, see gets hundreds of catalogs in the mail. 

Anywas I see this lounger.  I need a new lounger damnit! 

Smarterchild_maybe

Is it worth $170 bucks?  Target has one for $150, thats not much of a diff. But i needed more information.  LIVE help is standing by.  I still think this person was a bot. 

transcript:

 Please wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Susan'
Susan: I can tell you about Today's Specials on some of our most popular Innovative products. Which of our items were you interested in?
dan: ahh no
dan: i was curious about the 5 position lounger here, the item 70238
Susan: That has been an extremely popular product!! We have sold those to many customers with great success!!
Susan: It is normally $169.95 and $19.95 shipping...$189.90 total. If you order with me I will give you 5% off making it $161.45 and shipping...$181.40 total.
dan: can it support 300 pounds?
Susan: weight capacity: 300 lbs.
dan: so is this really a person?
Susan: yes
dan: well ok
Susan: Would you like to go ahead and try that product in your own home?
dan: im gonna surf a bit more, i weigh like 325 ya see.. so i worry about breaking something like this.. big man, ohio,

dan: ok thx
Susan: You are wwlcome

Hmmmm… I get on target and find a lounger that looks cheap and its $150.  I tell Leah here, umm thats like $150 and it looks cheap.  She turns to me and says why are you getting one… what is Mary just gonna sit on the grass?  DOH!  Just opened up a can of worms there.. heh. 

close to the edit

Last week I was in the hell of production.  Running late and down to the wire I had a whole mess of production on my hands.  The project was a 1hr dvd production for one of our large clients.  They specificly requested greatness as far as the video goes.. dazzle me, they said. 

I scheduled three weeks for the gig and if everything worked out, odds are that would of worked but, it didn’t, the time table slipped and well.. it got messy.  It got especially nasty when it came to the dvd production side of it. 

Basically there was three tasks in mind: digitizing, editing and dvd production.  Each should of taken a week. 

Digiziting:

The digitizing really bit us bad though.  First I couldnt find avid’s media log application so that the person who called the shot on what they wanted in the video could select the clips and log them and or digitize them for me.  I could of opt’d for a simple DV capture app but them in the translation of that just dv footage to the avid the timecode would of been lost.  Sure the avid can import anything but if I lose the time code and theres problems with those clips then bad things happen.  Once again I can’t stress enough how important timecode is, its everything on an edit, IF YOU HAVE issues, if you dont have issues.. then timecode isn’t so bad really.  Its purely an anal move on my part to achieve victory however, my anal tendencies did make for more time.  That wasn’t the only thing that slowed us down.  The chosing of clips and what not slide into the week of editing, so now the one week for editing is also digitizing.. thats bad. 

I was kinda miffed at Avid too, I really wanted to find this media log application and it was no where to be seen on their website and their info for contact etc is especially painful.  I’m curious, how do people log footage who arent directly accessing the avid system then?  I know media log is out there somewhere, its renamed as something else does a bit more but is essentially the same application. 

Even if we media logged the footage another concern of mine was the fact we werent really working with decks, we have dv cameras but i hate to think of them as decks.  They just arent decks.  How reliable could they be in an automated batch digitize function, its really hard to say, and it was another unknown i didn’t have time for.

Another nastly effect of digitizing is bad clips or bad tape.  We had some tapes that could not go past 3mins before they’d glitch freaking out the avid and making for some nasty footage.  This stuff always happens and you dance around it really, u need 20mins of x, you grab it not in one segment but 25 of them and then glue them back together in the edit.  Sucks. 

Editing:

Editing is where starts to come together.  Before editing you layout how you want it, this is here, that goes there, then this and so on.  In the edit, its fairly blissful really, slap clips on the timeline, trimm and continue.  One problem i had related to digitizing was that some of the footage was audio sampled in 32khz and other was 48khz, and luckily the avid didnt care on the timeline but anything rendered well.. gotta convert to which ever you picked. 

Another issue while editing context, I was the editor on this project not the owner of the content.  I didnt factor this in.  And while other edits I’ve done I haven’t had the whole shibag on context I still cranked them out much quicker than this one.  This project was high profile and for a big client and so I was merely the editor.  I should of factored that in, I had a feeling early on about the level of scrunity I was going to get going in but thought I could deal with it.

Toward the end of the edit the gloves came off and we had some exchanges of edit this now this way going on.  The bad thing is in order to move faster you need to set up a relationship where the two people work as one.  One calls it, the other edits it.  I had to establish that going into the final few days of editing.  Ii didnt have time to teach this person how to edit, know the key strokes, the to dos and not to dos, or why avid liked x but not y.  Sadly they sorta insisted along the way making for a more gruling edit process. 

Then we did something new, and it worked out ok for the most part, we used the audio punch-in tool on the avid and used a telex headphone mic set to talk right into the timeline for voice work.  But we couldnt do that in the day cause of the noise in the office.  So weekends here we come on that.  Still it worked out better than I expected really.  Its a nice thing.

After sorting out the good, bad and ugly on the edit, I was nearly there.  Then more footage arrived.  Dang, we had to go back and digitize more.  That threw me off completely really, sure I nodded and said fine, I mean what was i gonna do, we needed the footage, but it hurt! 

As we got closer to the “edit” so to speak the realization of what we had to work with hit me.  The footage.  If you have bad footage you’ll typically have a bad edit, at least in the hands of an editor that doesnt know how to work with bad footage, I however, like to think of myself as a pretty good editor.  Yes, rub my tummy, goood dad, good editor boy.. ROAR!  Well its true, I endured ADV FILM’s trailer boot camp on how to take nothing and make it appear to be something, and I did a pretty good job of it.  So on this edit, I can do this. 

Many of the shots were rocky camera held action in dimly lit rooms.  Gah.  Stablizing some, not really, just edit it better, and the color correction, I can do that in the avid.  Ok so now make all of that look good, right then sweeten the audio, this always takes a bit, how do you know what yer listening too will be that nice on a big tv etc?  You dont, you just pray it will be. 

Production:

Now this should be the DVD phase, but its called production cause you have to do all the things ya need to do before you make a dvd, which check, double check and tripple check.  You have to fix that edit, render that title, insert that graph.. oh and lets talk about that.  Powerpoint slides just dont translate to video frames all that welll.  I will agree with Mike on this one aspect of powerpoint, it makes people dumb in the sense that dont know any better.  Its in powerpoint, just translate it over.  In video you have lower resolution so you cant put down 10 point text and expect anyone to see it. 

Now yer headed for the DVD, but then you get changes to the edit.. woah wait a sec, I’m on production.  Ok changes to the edit always occur but at somepoint, as the editor, I’m like well tuff.  Too late kids, nit picks are nice and all but were headed to the nexus of dvd produciton now.

Speaking of which I haven’t produced a DVD this big in about well 2 years.  Dang.  I opt’d to purchase Sonic DVDit’5 and pray to the gods that it would be simple to use.  It was, it was a dream and it took and accepted avid’s main output of quicktime reference files as if they were its own.  THAT was massive.  I was so close to completion now.  Sure I haven’t made a DVD in ages, I could figure this out. 

Ok took me 3mins to get the hang of the app and I was good to go.  I made my first test disc, burned it.. oh wait a sec lets talk media.  I totally forgot what my recorder perfered.  I know my home tivo like dvd-r, but the work one, no idea, so I had to buy some media, and i needed both kinds.  I put this off until the last day thinking, micro center has got to have me covered, but i wanted dvdr media that was inkjet printable as well, even a little more picky eh?  Did they have it?  YES!  Woot, I picked up Verbatim dvd-r and memorex dvd+r, both printable.  I was good to go, I tried the verbatim first, worked like a charm, first disc burned without a glitch! 

I was high on the possibility I could make it in time.  The project manager informs me that based on my time estimates we’re now 30 hrs over budget on the project.  And for some reason me saying things like “well everything slid from the start” didnt jive.  Surely there was something wrong with the editor.  They even had a meeting without me to discuss the issue.  I heard afterwards that perhaps they should of taken it out of house, it would of been cheaper.  The fact they had this meeting and convicted me without me being there to defend my self, my edit, my production, infuriated me.  Now i’m angry and I still need to work.  I realize they need to count the numbers assign blame etc but to put it on all me pissed me off since the project totally slipped from the beginning, before this even all began there was a report and yadda and all of that slipped as well. 

Now i’m hacked off and motivation is slipping.  How dare they I thought to myself.  Maybe they were right really, if thats the mind set of who i’m working with, thats fine take it out of house.  We’ve never done a full production like this one before.  It was all possible, is possible provided we shake out the bad crap and ring in the new. 

Back to the dvd I go.  Now I had to build the big monster.  The full disc.  Completed, and then instead of burning a single disc i wanted to make an image so that if it worked, i’d just dupe it over and over.  I needed 20 copies.  First disc tells you what go back and fit in the edit, I had a safe title problem.  I had text leaking out into the “you cant read me” space on basic tvs.  Not a problem really on pcs but on tvs theres like an inch around yer tv set that you’ll never see. 

I make the changes and then realize something else really nasty.  Footage, the DV footage on shaky camera moves was bluring like mofo.  Crap.  How do I fix that.  It was painfully obvious in some places.  The first thing I did was slow mo it down, 35–50% of normal speed.  Most of it looked good slowing down anyways.  Burned another disc image, then disc itself ( which equals 5 hrs btw ), and it was still there.  Now im thinking fields.. crap I bet this is a fields thing, top field bottom field dv fields, looks fine on a pc but sucks on tv.. fields.  I needed to flip a field.  After some searching I found it, switched all the clips to bottom fields and presto fixed the issue.  This was however after I spent hours watching paint dry as my pc burned an image and then a disc. 

Duplication:

I totally did not factor this one in at all until an project manager said to me “would it hurt to call?”, I figured the big houses like VDS in town couldnt meet my demands of same day turn around.  But on a whim I called the one place in town I could trust when it came to production needs, the place I buy tape: Tape Central.  They crammed into a small office in a less than favorable side of town and have sold me tape for years.  Maybe they knew of someone I hoped.  They sure did, they could do it, and the turn around time for 20 discs?  1 hour.  Holy frickin shit I was saved. That night I finalized the end all be all master, chapters and all and burned the one disc that would be all discs.  I made cover art and prepped the materials so that Tape Central could do everything it needed to do.  ( btw, ink jet printed copies were 3.60 a disc ) not bad! 

It was over.  Copies were made, the sick were healed and i was off to sleep for 32 hrs. 

Where’s the good?  Well lots of good in there really.  Now i’m itchin to do more DVD’s. 

April 12, 2005

Bumba meu boi




Bumba meu boi


Originally uploaded by Tatiana Cardeal.



this is why I need a camera...

April 11, 2005

social networks are the new squeeze toy for market research

There I said it.  Its true, at least in my honest opinion.  Social Networks are the new squeeze toy for marketers.  A whole new wave of wealthy information is out there on you, me, them, us.. its like massive canvas and everyone just about everyone is drawing, scribbling, putting their two cents in.  Its a marketers dream.  No need to hunt for information on who your customers are, they’re telling you everyday.  Everytime you read a blog, listen to a podcast, watch vlog, check out bloglines bookmark listing or look at someones all consuming reading now list, or listen to someones last.fm station or check out their flickr photostream.. yer gettin it, a bit of data you didn’t know, handed to you on a silver platter.

You’d hope that now with the infrastructure being laid out that marketers could create and launch better products and services with such open’ness happening on the net.. or will they?  Surely they realize the scene thats unfolding before them.  You could profile just about anyone who takes part in social networks, create your social blueprint of them, but the early adopter, the new guy, the something gal profile persona in a jiffy.  Heck craft a savy API aware tool and you could get the net to do it for you.

I bet they are already there.  The problem now is sifting thru all of it.  My life cache sounds great but what does it do for me if I cant sort it out.  As the social network tools continute to refine the process of connecting all of us in new and sometimes overly redunant ways they too are running into the why block more and more.  Some don’t understand it or simply dont see it and launch their service in a me too fashion.  Like they too have a staple in the race to win the hearts and minds of all.  Others are reaching the max, where to go from here, what do we do now?! 

Marketers still win either way.  The new squeeze toy is here, SQUEEZE me the net says, the blog demands it, the photostream needs to be seen, the podcast wants to be listened to, the vlog demands to be watched.  We all want to be seen.  We have presence!  We exist damnit.  In our efforts to be seen we hand marketers all inclusive pass into our lives and theres not much we can do about it really.  This is the next step.  You can’t be a part of the big picture unless you sign off on everyone seeing your picture. 

It’s also a good time experiement in fooling marketers.  No doubt the PR and propaganda machine of the net is just as powerful.  Manipulation via the blogosphere will continue.  People will try and use the mass connected goodness to their favor by creating false viral information, like a stream of tasty skittles with unknown flavors attached to them, how can you not take a taste, ooo donkey.. bad flavor, but ya gotta taste it.

Everything is up for a taste these days.  Do I need Friendster, Linkedin, Imem, Yahoo360, Caster, Dogster, FallinDownTheStairsSter, Flickr?  Well I do use flickr.  But theres a whole crap load of STERS out there and they all what a piece of me, or more so… I’m wildy curious about them.  Maybe thats the next wave of squeeze toy goodness for marketers, dont actually advertise your product any more, create a social network around it, and lure them in indirectly.  Or take up residence inside a social network to push your views, your images, your sounds, your visuals, midly influence the whole over a 18 month period and then retest your unknown paricpants… do they realize the water is spiked! 

 

jimmy crack corn...

Daf_348tn

Hello its Monday.  Man I can’t wait till friday but before that arrives there is much to do and I feel like I can’t do it.  I need a hug! 

The looming death list of:

  • taxes ( find that special thing from dad )
  • gas company ( you faxed them, now what )
  • video about breasts ( for work, the big looming edit, must be finished, dvd’d )
  • startup and guidesheet for new project
  • expenses

Ok maybe that list isnt too bad really, it can be done.  Taxes is the big angry one, I need to address that today.  Then I have to get the video done and pressed on DVD.  That is the messiest project by far.  Then the guidesheet is the one that has all eyes on me for confirmation of done’ness.  The gas should be taken care of by now, its faxed.  Expenses is something i should do before I leave friday.. for..

Oberlin Improv Conference

The Mary’s are performing saturady night at the improv conference.  I’ll be heading up with the ladies on friday and will take part in a few of the workshops as well as I get my feet wet a bit in improv.  Should be interesting.  I’m still a bit nervous about it really, comedic timing, how to be funny.. never thought of it like that.  It just comes to me, some things are funny to me, others are not.  Cueing up inspiration on the fly on demand takes practice.  I’m not sure I can do it right at first, but i must try and try and try..  maybe it will be like my drawing, really bad a first heh. 

This weekend I picked up a sketch book, my first real sketch book.. oooo.. and I spent about $25 on pens.  I had to work on saturady, that kinda blew, but it happens… I doodled some new ones.. freakish moments locked in my mind.  I look at them this morning and laugh.. what was I thinking. 

So you’re the new help eh?  Mary and I had a wonder weekend however.  She did her improv thing on Saturday at the Hey Hey and it was good, she had a tough show but it works, they are a talented group of ladies thats for sure.  Sunday I played with my PAL, set it up like a beatbox in the garage while I cleaned the mini.  Shuffle + PAL is a nice combo.

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Afterwards, I drank a big glass of SunnyD-Lemonade.. which Mary is convinced is bad for me.. tisk tisk she says, but its sooo yummy.  Mary being so sweet to me made me deviled eggs, now theres a way to a mans heart.. my heart that is.. deviled eggs.  Wow, that’s a nice!  It was reported that “ack no wine!’  2 buck chuck here we come!  We raced off to Trader Joes and picked up a gaggle of goods and paid for it on an old trader joes gift card I had from xmas.  Dang that worked out nicely.  We returned hope, she read the massive book DARK TOWER and I napped bit.. occasionally checking my auctions in WoW.  What a dreamy day really.  It was nice, windy, sunny, dreamy, twas fun. 

Saturday night, McKal, which i dont know how to spell her name but shes one of the gals in Mary’s troope, anyways McKal is israeli and has a thick accent, shes really funny too in a brash kinda wham here ya go kinda way.  Anyways her character in my mind at least from watching them improv now for many shows is the classic misunderstood kind of character.  And when shes not performing I cant tell if she’s turned it off or not.  She has two obsessions or fetishes since i’ve known her: the pope and being catholic. At one point in our conversation saturday night after the show I asked her what religion she was.. and she replied “i’m jewish, israeli, atheist…”  Oh I said… waahh?  Apparently she was born Jewish, she’s for a fact israeli, and is now atheist.. and all of this information in printed on her ID card.  I didn’t know religion could be attached to a person in such a way.  My ID says I’m Cathoic but i’m really a Post Modern Methodist…hmm you could have fun with this kind of stuff.  Anyways in a few short hrs we covered the range of the topics, from me marrying a pagan to the pope to well fun in the bedroom.  Hey it was late and people were frisky for fun chatter.

Oh yes and then Mary and I got to explain how we met which is a talk i’ve been having alot lately.  eHarmony.. its funny we see that commerical on TV and we clutch each other and wave to the old man on there as if he was our master or mad scientist that created us.  There is a calming sensation i get around Mary, I cant explain it really, we just connect without much work.  We laugh all the time and each one of us tosses jokes at the other with passionate bliss.  I can be as goof as can ever be and it works.. it sticks, she gets it, she laughs at it, she encourages it.  I give her confidence, i reminder her how beautiful she is when shes not feeling it, I tell her that shes a damn funny woman, and that is a fact, she has the gift of comedy, she has the heart of a great person.. we just connect.  No questions, no ids, no messages, we read each other, we dont need gifts to remind each other, we do gag gifts often though for fun.. the little suprises are nice, and we accept each other whole, our good and the bad.  Sometimes we get a blank stare from folks that look back at us and go “ya ya but what about eharmony… i heard it was a scam..” if its a scam, its a damn good one, cause I dunno.  All eharmony does is suggest a person really.. you have to make it work.  Maybe it made our job easier, i cant say really. 

 

 

April 09, 2005

STATE of the FLOOZ

First of all, it is beautiful outside.. why are you here reading this, you should be out there.  BUT since yer here, go check out the new store I’ve just opened up to showcase/whore out my creations via cafepress.  FloozSHOP!

April 07, 2005

testing testing

Testing testing, new version of blogjet.

the chamber of thought

Kitty cant sleep cause its rain rain rain in ohio!  i'm eatin nadia's sushi for lunch, im pondering my new room mates at work, Jen, Leah and always smiling KimB, I'm thinking I need to start writing this test plan, I need to capture more video, I feel boxed in on these two colliding projects, I take vacation in may, I need to see if I actually have any money in my bank account, I need to do my taxes, I need to get my lease, I wish my land lord was actually there when I go to get my lease, I thought yesterday was thursday, I need a quiet no frills room mate, I want a cat, my yogurt is warm, wasabi chips dont hurt my stomach like jalepeno ones do but they arent as good, i got my make magazine, i cant do half of whats in the make magazine due to poor sodering skills and lack of patience vs the visa card, i want my tivoli audio pod, I was thinkin about getting a laser pod, im surrounded by coffee cups, people wont read this cause i didnt use any paragraph breaks, nadia is good to me, mary is sweet to me, kfc for my baby tonight, blockbuster doesnt like me, i need to learn dvdit in like 7mins, i really need to play with visual communicator 2, I never really had a think for kiki stockhammer, creamcheese was meant for sushi, comparing webshots to flickr is like comparing chevy to mini, maybe more chevys out there but mini's make a statement baby, im out of sushi, I really wanted to link this, that, and this other thing and i want more sushi.

my mind is watching

Damn that's wicked folks!  Me like.. LOTS! 

HELLO there!  Dinos know good...

My mini?

Well sorta, different rims, its an S, but I love the black shine.. and the silver roof and crome mirrors.. cool.

This pic screams to me "how not to conduct research in the field", well the idea of interviews with folks, this is like "hold on a sec while i strap on all this gear... now what were you saying"...

 

 

April 06, 2005

懶懶熊到大阪一遊, hilarious picture




懶懶熊到大阪一遊


Originally uploaded by 小金相本.



Behold the power of flickr!

59, just 59




59


Originally uploaded by Phanix.



Cool picture, cool pose, artistic setting, I like the perspective on this shot, now I wish I could take pictures like these.

59, just 59




59


Originally uploaded by Phanix.



Cool picture, cool pose, artistic setting, I like the perspective on this shot, now I wish I could take pictures like these.

April 05, 2005

google maps saves lives

Tonight I used google maps to help guide a client to our location.  Typically I suck at directions, I dont know south from west, east to whatever, you get the idea.  So what do you do when you get a client freaking out on the phone about how she has just 10 mins to get to your location and has no idea where she is? 

Get the cross street information. 

The old way would be to ponder and ask about five people around me, yer looking for the guise of confirmation, that nod that says yep yer right tell her. 

The NEW way is google maps.  Get her cross street info, feed it into google maps, then do  directions end point your location and now guide her every step of the way.  When she arrived she was happy.  I have to say tracking or assisitng a user this way was hella fun.  Kinda felt like 24 for a second there. 

 

sad but true...

 

Oh my sixfoo, pretty funny. 

And Yagoohoo!gle, nicely done.

Lastly, today's videoblog entry. 

April 04, 2005

apartment woes and tunage

I've been ranting alot lately.  I need to get back to drawing.  The pure simple pleasures of drawing. 

Well my room mate has moved out and has left me with the decision to rent some more or buy a house/condo, which is like the furthest thing from my mind presently.  Still I probably "should" cause it'd be "smarter" in the long run.  Damn long run gets me everytime. 

So now I'm condo shoppin.  Though I keep thinkin, I just need a bit more time!  Or maybe just another room mate.  My place is really nice for 2 people.  Especially considering i live in my room 24/7 pratically. 

Sad thing about looking around for other apartments is that by the time I find something thats 1bd with an attached garage (which i want now, im spoiled), its damn near what I pay currently.  SO.. what to do.  1 month to decide. 

Lastly, I bought a PAL today.

I've been eyeing these babies for awhile now.  As the nice weather comes, I need a better outdoor speaker setup, and I'd like something for road rallys and picnics, and I'd like a better audio solution than the crappy logictech speakers at work, plus it'd be nice to swap out the rolands in the lab as well.  This baby meets all those needs and more.  Velcro the shuttle on the side and i've got a 1gig portable boombox. 

Its AM/FM with aux in and headphones jack, waterproof and has a nice battery life.  Oh ya and lotta colors to choose from, I went with "earthen brown".  Price? $129.  Not bad really, one of my co-workers has one next door and it sounds great.  I love the rubberized ruggedness of it as well. 

April 01, 2005

Cause its the Sound of Las Vegas

....I need to plan vacation soon,
I think my fathers fish are doomed,
I'm wondering - What's Up With Kim?
did someone just kick her - in the shin!
and howww does this effect me right nowwwwww
cause in the end.. i'm thinking.... las vegas.....

...I need to finish this edit today,
or they'll probably think i'm gay,
and yes thats a lame rhyme,
but hey it worked and I was in bind,
and nowwww I'm wondering about my cow,
cause in the end...I'm thinking..... las vegas....

...they'll come for me soon yes I know,
tomorrow we're supposed to get some snow,
I mean wtf is that,
we just left march and thats a fact....
and whileeee I'm dreaming of cancun...
I have to remind myself - all I can afford is - las vegas...

...its 11:48,
no lunch for me I'm late
bob & todd with hiss and whine,
troy will eat and clint with dine,
but for meeeee
I ain't gettin no ASB....
But i'll always have... thoughts of las vegas....

 

Six Steps to Not Realizing the Potential in Your Own People

I think creative people need to wield big axes and swing them around more.  There's this odd dance some managers do on creative folks. 

Step 1, Can you?

Its the can you do this?  Is it possible?  The unknown?  The energetic wow, is that possible?  Its hope, its a the maybe, its the ya, we could be famous.  The wow.  The sun glistening off the face of possibility.

Step 1a, Of course.

We agree, it can be done, we are excited about the acknowlegement that it is possible.  We get ideas.  We get juiced up.  All is well and we can do it.

Step 2, No so fast silly wrabbit...

High on the promise and energetic about the ideal, we get yanked.  No budget.  You cant do that.  Did we authorizie this?  We cant do this.  We shouldnt do that.  Excuse me Billy, put that pen down.  We dont have time for that.  Are you mad, who told you to work on this?

Step 3, Internal tainted, external delight.

Internal people are tainted with the ass paint of badness, we are all marked, we are all marked with uncreative ways, we cant possibily do better, we're exposed, we need outsiders, we need other brains, we need someone else to guide us, take us away from the darkness we are in.... or what management is wading through. 

Step 4, Implementation of the new...

Look at what Barry can do, this is what we need, why can't you all do this?

Step 5, Barry becomes internal just like you.

What was once new is now old.

Step 6, Rinse Repeat.

Go to Step 1.