Floozy Speak!

November again… here we are, in the middle of a great indian summer. 75 degrees today. Don’t get used to it. Perfect day for visiting friends… and okay, I take showers. I try to dress well. Hopefully I smell okay as well. But… again… I’m not gay. I did find this pretty amusing. I’m very comfortable with who I am. I guess there aren’t too many clean straight guys left. I was mistaken for being gay twice today. Okay… on with the jokes. If I can take people mistaking my “gayness” for gayness then I can handle the ribbing. I’m not gonna miss any showers anytime soon, and I’m not gonna start being an assh@#e... I guess that is the way most straight guys are. Like I told my friends, both female, I like the “kitty”. I also apologized for saying the word “kitty”. Another sign of gayness? You be the judge. I’m also very polite and outward, but I’m definitely not bitchy. Not to stereotype, but most of my gay friends are a little catty. No offense and I don’t think any is taken because they admit to it, but it is true. One more time and I’ll move on… I like the “kitty”.

Had dinner with the fam this evening. Got to see my new nephew, Christian, again. Pretty cool… lots of poo, though. Oh, speaking of… why is it that your mom choses to talk about your chaffing as a result of feeding you Hi-C when you were an infant. Also the smell… in detail. Come on… how embarrassing. Why couldn’t she just confront me about being gay. That would be less embarrassing. I don’t know… I just started watching the movie that was on Oxygen. You know… the channel. Some old 80’s movie with Kevin Costner. So people do watch that channel.

Hope JD feels better… lunch appt. was interrupted by a bad burrito or something. Hope you’re feelin’ better, Dan.

Doesn’t anyone dress for Halloween anymore? The party was great Jon. Sorry Dan missed it… big sky and all. I know Stacey did all the work. Very entertaining.

My dog, Brozzie, has a play date this week with a cat. Is this a bad thing? Will this give her a complex? It’s a pretty big cat. I don’t know.

Melissa went to the Bucks game… I mean the Bucs games today in Tampa. I hope this doesn’t mean her Buckeye shirt won’t be worn again. Although I’m sure the Ohio State game we went to was much more exciting. And the Bucks won. The Bucs didn’t.

And by the way… I shave my body hair. How’s that for gay. Well… I trim. Is that better? Just thought you should know. Too much info? Like I care.

Moral of the story… shower less, avoid Costco burritos and don’t let your little dogs play with cats, or people might think you’re gay?