life in the ghetto
first of all i hate it when you write a nice sized entry and the (excuse my language) goddamned error happens on your frickin' (don't really wanna say 'frickin') computer!!! but maybe that means it was too long.
first i want to give a 'shout out' (i really hate this term, melis) to my great friend from florida. it is my beautiful, wonderful ex-girlfriend melissa, from florida. she is the one who will be keeping me up to date on all of the sunny, margarita drinkin weather all winter long.
now my story... half the space... it's like story-lite, half the calories and no carbs.
the time 330am last night. no glock(thats a gun). just me, my 'hearing' dog (not the deaf one) and my cobra head walking stick that turns into a sword.
a rap at the door. not a loud banging or thumping (sure signs of an ex-) but a rapping. three raps and one robe later i answer to find two cops (i'm sorry, police) at my door.
they asked if they awakened me. i said "yeah". did you know there was a STABBING OUTSIDE OF YOUR BUILDING!?!?! life in the mexican ghetto. i said 'no'. they said okay, sorry to disturb you. 330am in the morning.
okay. i generally feel safe here. i know karate and 10 other japanese words (quiz me later, jon... or mike) and i can scream like a girl (wouldn't you like to know), so i just went right back to bed like it was a dream.
moral of the story... to bed by sunset and you won't get stabbed. we all know stabbing arguements happen after midnight.
Comments
Its the swing killers man, the SWING KILLERS! Gah, srry to hear man. Do look at them man, dont look.. they just stare ya down...
Posted by: dan | October 13, 2003 09:14 PM
BTW, the web entry for floozy occasionally does that whole thing like you log in, type in all yer goodness of an entry, say save, and it blows it all away and returns you to the login. YES, its very fustrating.
Two ways to fix that, first, after yer entry is done, dont hit save yet, do a CTRL-A, and select all yer text, then do a CTRL-C and copy it into the buffer, then hit save, if it all blows away and goes back to login, redo yer login info, go back to new entry, put a subject in and in the body of the message, do your CTRL-V paste all yer content in and then do save. That should do it for sure then.
Second thing you can do if all of that seems like a pain the ass, is to get wwww.bloggar.com and download bloggar, then tell me ya got it and i can run ya thru the setup features.
Posted by: dan | October 13, 2003 09:36 PM
ok- first of all your deaf old dog can to more damage by walking blindly into their shins, then your hearing dog who's got the demeanor of a pussy cat (spanky's influence- your welcome!) and you feel the need to protect yourself from a person knocking at the door in the middle of the night like it's gonna be some kind of burgler to politley ask if they can rob you, and i've heard you scream like a girl and believe me it wont help the situation, unless protecting yourself by cracking them up. you'll probably end up striking up a converstion with them and invite them in for coffee. the moral of the story ... if you hear a rap at the door in the middle of the night dont answer it. if its important it will be a loud banging, in which case it will be me and you better answer!
Posted by: Melis | October 15, 2003 01:46 PM
hey dan- instead of all that CTRL-WTF, ALT-DEL, then copy then paste then delete the buffer zone, 1st and ten... can't i just write it in word and then copy and paste into the entry?
Posted by: Gator Dave | October 16, 2003 07:49 PM
Just use Bloggar dave.. Your life will be simpler!
Posted by: Troy | October 17, 2003 09:27 AM