St. Patricks Day....
Remember.... Today is St. Patricks day.... If you choose to be a rebel and dress in a non-green hue remember to beware of the pinchers. I'm not quite sure why they like to pinch, but you must be very very wary as they lie in wait at every corner, behind every door.... Even your spouse or signification other could be one of these horrible creatures!
So be wary, and do not let your guard down until it is firmly March 18th...